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Guys I went into this page from Daniel Clayton's channel to this page and this is something AskJohnnyHedgeWolf made in this website: http://askjohnnyhedgewolf.deviantart.com/journal/Poeple-support-AmyXGaston-Really-376349261

And here is his rant

"Im sorry, but if you support this or think it could work, you really REALLY have some type of brain damage. There is NO way in hell this could work! I've seen some really out there pairings before, but this... This one just takes the cake... I mean good fucking lord, why would anyone think this is a good idea?? Hell Applejack X Soap makes more sense.   What? You don't think it exists? [link] well here's proof.Anyway, WHY DO PEOPLE SUPPORT THIS?? And no, it's not as a crack couple, it's as if they want it cannon! For fuck's sake, why, just why?? I can tolerate most cross over couples because they aren't as retarded. But the reasoning for this is just plain bullshit:  "Compare: 1. They both wear Red (Gaston Red Shirt and Amy Red Dress) 2. They Both have Weapons (Gaston Blunderbass and Amy Piko Piko Hammer) 3. They Both have Enemies (Gaston with the Beast and Amy with Eggman) 4. They both got partner with the same gender (Gaston with Lefou and Amy with Cream) 5 and More Inportenly. They Both have a painful time trying to get their last love.(Gaston died trying to get Belle to marry him and Amy keep doing everything for Sonic and He keep rejecting Her)"

Ok, first off, they both wear red? Big fucking deal! Sonic and Mega Man are blue, yet you don't see yaoi about them! (I hope I didn't just jinx myself). Second off, they both have weapons? Whoopty fucking do! A lot of characters have weapons! Third, they both have enemies. Wow, it's almost like every character to exist ever! Also Eggman isn't just Amy's enemy, he's pretty much everyone's enemy in the Sonic Universe. Fouth, They both have a partner with the same gender. Again, almost like every character to exist ever. Sonic & Tails, Mega Man & Proto man (or Bass depending on the situation), Batman & Robin, Goku & Vegeta, the list goes on. Fifth and finally, they both have  a hard time trying to get they love. Oh wah wah wah, that makes them perfect for each other. Gaston was pretty much an asshole to Belle for the whole movie and Amy knows when to be serious. Comparisons don't do anything to help your case when they can be easily shot down like I just did. On to the reasons: "Now for Reason

Just because Sega said Amy Rose is 12 doesn't mean it true. Just think about it, She was 8 year old in the Past, Meaning She was born in 1985, It 2013 now, Meaning She should be 28 by now. After all, You can't change from Age 8 to 12 and Stay 12 forever, That just stupid staying the same age.

Also, You forgot to mention: EVERYONE DO THIS WHOLE BESTIALITY THIS(or I prefer to call it: Mixed Spicies Couple)!!! Just Think about It, Knuxouge(Sonic), Tailmos(Sonic X), Scorpion x Mileena(Mortal Kombat 9), Stocking x Patrick(Panty and Stocking with Gaterbate), Roger x Snoot(American Dad), Tikal x Chaos 0(Sonic), Jake x Rainicorn(Adventure Time), Pikachu x Jigglypuff(Pokemon)

Not to mention Other cross over mixed spicies couple like: Mordicai x Twilight(Regular Show x MLP), Sonic x Rainbow Dash (Sonic x MLP), Mr. Freeze x Frost (Batman x Mortal Kombat), Baraka x Monkey Pink (Mortal Kombat x Ape Escape)."  Ok, so Sega, the company that owns Amy Rose and the rest of the Sonic cast is wrong about her age. Yeah, that makes total sense. While she was 8 in CD and turned 12 in adventure, she stayed twelve since adventure and STILL is twelve. Before anyone brings up Sonic Generations, that was celebrating twenty years of sonic games, not Sonic himself. It's not said how old Sonic is in Generations so I'm assuming he's 16 now, thus making Amy most likely 13 if anything. Even if Sonic did turn 20, Amy would be 17. In actual age Amy would be 28, but she's still 12 or 17 in games so don't bring up real age for Christ's sake. Also, MANY fictional characters are the same age as they where since their debut. Timmy Turner has been 10 since 1998, Arthur's been 8 since 1996, hell the Simpsons have been the same age since the 80's! You have mixed species mixed with bestiality. Bestiality is Human X Animal (Sonic X Elise, Chris X Amy, ect). Cross species is something when species cross over. Ex: Hedgehog X Dog. Now you can argue that is bestiality, which you are right i guess, but all the couples listed are not bestiality. But just because everyone else (not really) is doing it, doesn't mean you should. Tell me, if everyone shot themselves in the head does that mean you should too? No, it doesn't, so don't pull the old "everyone does it" excuse because it makes you look like that whiny little kid that wants to be cool by any means. While other cross over couples exist, doesn't mean they make sense! Mordicai X Twilight doesn't make sense since Mordicai hates unicorns & Sonic X Rainbow Dash wouldn't work due to their competitive nature and would only end in disaster. I would comment on the other ones, but Im not enough into the base series' to give my two cents. and to add more to how much this couple is bull shit, let me bring up their personalities. Gaston was made to be the main villain in Beauty and the Beast who is an arrogant prick who does anything to make himself look good and will do anything to get what he wants even if it's by force. Amy Rose is a sweet girl who's determined to get what she wants, but knows when to take the situation seriously and cares for others. If Amy ever met Gaston, I'm sure she would be disgusted just from his arrogance and self centered personality. Amy X Gaston does not work and it never will. Even if you argue the whole, Amy's 28 thing, Gaston would be roughly 3688 years old by the time Amy's 28. So please, PLEASE, try to bring up GOOD points to support this couple because there is no good points so far as to why this works."   StevenStar777 also responded with this "The creator, Jon Watson, make up this bullshit about I.M. Meen turning a Amy Rose, who in his world is human into a hedgehog. When really SEGA doesn't say that she was a human inside a hedgehog body. Watson is also a jerk who suck a Amy Rose's pussy. His hates Sally Ailcorn just because of that whole Sally X Sonic. His hates Silver because SEGA made him Super Hedgehog Form but not Amy Rose, never blending SEGA for not making her super. Also, what your throught on my Stocking X Vergil(Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt X Devil May Cry)."

AskJohnnyHedgeWolf  responded with " wow this guy sounds like a total idiot. Amy's been a hedgehog since her birth, Sally isn't that bad of a character even if she's with Sonic, and the whole Super Silver thing is not a good reason. Silver is one of the powerful hedgehogs where Amy is the weakest, only the most powerful can go super.

Also, I can't really have an opinion on that one since Im not a fan of the DMC series and I know little about stocking"

StevenStar777 also made this respond " Ya, Watson hate fictional characters for the most stupidest reasons.

-He hated the Nostalgia Chick because in one TGWTG special, she tried to kill the Nostalgia Critic.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He He hated Clause from American Dad because his think he might be a nazi.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He hated Marge Simpson and Hank Hill to protect their children.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He hated ToddintheShadow because he dating the Nostalgia Chick.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He hated Quasimodo because he's ugly.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He hated Sonya Blade because of the MK fanbase liking her more than Kitana.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He hated Paper from Inanimation Insanity because his can't control his evil form.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He hated Amy from Soul Calibur because she the Foster Daughter of Rachael.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">-He hated Lucas from Mother 3 all because his depressed, when really he can't be very happy when your Mother and Twin Brother are dead."

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">AskJohnnyHedgeWolf, the one who made the page responded with this " <span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">ok... this is just retarded.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">1. The Nostalgia Chick isn't that bad. Unfunny, but not bad. that was done for humor which it was very funny.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">2. That's the joke! Seth specifically made Clause German for that exact reason.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">3. Both of them are just doing the best of their ability to be good parents, they aren't bad at all. It's just their style of parenting especially in Hank's department.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">4. Wow, hating someone because he's dating a girl he doesn't like. Sounds like most Sonic fans in a nutshell.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">5. Big deal, Sonya is a better character than miss im-only-here-for-you-to-jack-off-to-me

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">6. Ugh, big damn deal. He cant control his form, many characters cant control shit.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">7.So by that i take it he hates foster children, great guy

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">8. I don't blame Lucas. I don't even want to meet the guy who can be really cheery after your mom and brother are dead.

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">This guy sounds like a real asshole"

<span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">He didn't mention the  <span style="font-family:Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;">Quasimodo part, I think he forgot but if you want to comment in his page I will add the link at the top. And sorry about the text being yellow and looking weird, I was copying and pasting it.