Squidward Tentacles

Neutral B - Clarinet Practice
Squidward blows 3 notes out of his clarinet. Anyone who is hit by them will suffer from a bit of ear rape for 5 seconds, which deals constant damage. If charged, he plays a good chord that turns on the ladies.

Side B - Recumbant Bicycle
This goes faster than normal dashing speed like Madotsuki's bicycle and/or Irate Gamer's escape bike. Any attacks in the midsection of Squidward when he normally stands up zips past his head. Any objects he bumps into will make him stop his ride through the park and he becomes a living cannonball. This can be cancelled by that, crashing into walls, pressing A/B, falling off the terrain, or taking damage.

Up B - Slidewhistling
As Squidward plays the slide whistle, he goes upwards, spitting in the eye of physics like in Slide Whistle Stooges. Press A/B to cacel this, or move the analog stick down to descend slowly.

Down B - Reef Blower
This reduces Squidward to the same amoount of movement as Leonidas' drinking formation and Tommy Wiseau's camera recording. Press A to suck up things and B to shoot out the oldest thing sucked up/blow the opponent away. The maximum capacity of crap is 5. Press down+B to put up the reef blower. Opponents come out okay while projectiles and items disappear.

Final Smash - Red Mist
Squidward practices his clarinet and all sound is replaced with clicking as the screen fades to red. The scene repeats in a slowed-down manner while he has the same hyper-realistic eyes as he did in the lost episode and everyone on screen is stunned. It then cuts to his concert where all opponents attend. Squidward plays his clarinet and gives everyone 1% damage for every second they hear a sour note. The final note launches the opponent with the most damage. If it's a tie, the choice is random. There's nothing left to say but...the red mist is coming!

KOSFX (Team Galaxy)
KOSFX1. "Cut that out!"

KOSFX2. "Ouch!"

Star KOSFX: *visitor reaction scream*

Screen KOSFX: *cry SFX clip from Red Mist*

Taunts (Team Galaxy)
Up: "Oh, puh-lease! I have no soul!"

Sd: Squiward fad face

Dn: "You are truly a loser

Victory Options+Failure/Clap (Team Galaxy)
1. "Finally! The moment of truth!"

2. makes snow angels

3. (vs. everyone with "Critic" in their name, mostly) "Everyone's a critic."

4. (vs. sexy opponents/those he finds cute) "She's wow..."

5. (vs. SpongeBob/Patrick) "How'd I get surrounded by such losers?"

6. (vs. Sandy) "I am a karate master!"

7. (vs. Mr. Krabs) "Well, I'll need my paycheck."

8. (vs. Plankton) "You can't do this to me, Mr. Plankton!"

9. (w/ Twilight Sparkle, vs. Jeff the Killer after he KO'd her) at Jeff: "Get away from her!" at TS: "I am so sorry."

Failure/Clap: Wasted years (cries on his knees)

If B is held long enough:

Squidward: "Hello, my friends. You are looking at a--"

Real Winner: "Uh, look up there."

Squidward looks up and then everyone laughs at his ignorance. Squidward has an expression of shock because everyone around him has hyper-realistic eyes. Squidward runs away and the rest is played out like in the following video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le2Hq8mnDL4 (6:09-8:10) Creep continues to play while the results are shown.

Other Attacks (Team Galaxy)
Neutral Jabs: punch, punch, rapid slap

Dash Attack: Trips over

Smash Attacks

 * Sd: angrily throws his clarinet down
 * Up: kicks someone upward
 * Dn: Ink Squirt

Tilt Attacks

 * Sd: Roundhouse Kick
 * Up: upward knife swing
 * Dn: The Cramp

Aireal Attacks

 * N-Air: Aireal Cartwheel
 * F-Air: Spatula Swing
 * B-Air: Ink Squirt
 * U-Air: Flipkick
 * D-Air: Tentacle Propeller

Throws

 * Pummel: Conduction
 * Forward: Doorslam
 * Back: Backslap
 * Up: Testicle Kick
 * Down: Where!? Where!? Where!? Where!? Where!?

Misc.

 * Ledge Attack: Taking out Sandy's Trash
 * 100% Ledge Attack: Washing Sandy's Windows
 * Ground Attack: Paint Squirt
 * Trip Attack: 6-tentacle Leg Sweep

Team Galaxy
TBA

Role in SSE
Galaxy: Squidward wakes up and finds himself in Twilight's library.

Snake Codec
TBA

Trivia

 * Depending on the writer of the episode, Squidward plays the clarinet well.
 * He's on Team Frollo in the Agito90 vesion of The Frollo Show.
 * Due to all the Squidward fads, anyone can guess what his moveset theme would be.
 * TwiWard would happen to be an anonymous pairing that makes more sense than any other anonymous pairing since.
 * Due to the John.mitchell.9210256's despise of Yaoi/Yuri pairings, there is no SpongeWard.
 * Suicide Squidward is an alternate costume in Lawl Galaxy like smile.pny is for Twilight.