Sandvich33

Hat On
Sandvich33 stands up and puts on his hat.

Neutral B - Wii Remote
Sandvich33 gets out his Wiimote from his jacket sleeve. This works very similar to AVGN's power glove, but due to modern technology, the agressive toss can be aimed in any direction and the opponent doesn't go into the footstool animation when control is lost, making it not very great, but fair to the opponent when he/she is dropped into a pitfall. Alternatively, you can press A while it's out and a laser blade comes out of the infrared end of the remote which is the same color as the LED, thus changing to a dual-wield stance. This also gives you a different moveset:

Side B - Dancing Slashes
Sandvich33 does a few dance moves forth as he does multiple slashes with both blades. You'll stop when you reach the edge of a cliff or when you cancel A.

Up B - Heliswords
Sandvich33 puts his swords together by the handles and spins them like a bo staff over his head, making him fly up. The way this works is similar to Donkey Kong's up special, but higher up.

Down B - X-Factor
Sandvich33 gets into a stance of concentration and after 5 seconds his Wiimote lightsaber blade goes from blue to red. He then does a cross-slash that can deflect projectiles at the sides and is useful to finish off opponents at high damage. As you charge up, you slowly recover damage.

You can retract your spare sword by pressing B.

Side B - Katana Revolver
Sandvich33 gets out his weapon of choice and holds in it a dynamic pose. Press B to shoot with the revolver part. Hold B to charge up how many times you shoot at once. After every 6 shots, you have to wait awhile before you can reuse the gunsword due to automatic reload. Press A to do a powerful slash. It can not only be useful when you're waiting for your ammo to replenish, but can timely deflect projectiles.

Up B - Teleportation Watch
Using an everyday wristwatch, Sandvich33 can teleport in any direction chosen with the analog stick. Anyone nearby is stunned by the flash during teleportation. Press B again to do a slash (which instead looks like you've already done the slash) which has similar properties to Meta Knight's slash after reappearing from his Dimensional Cape.

Down B - Summoning Dice
There's something to summon on each side of the dice and the higher the number, the rarer the odds:

1. Electrobat
Pretty simple. It flies around and zaps you with...lightning.

2. Trogdor
He burninates everyone like peasants.

3. Jane the Killer
She walks around and cuts people's throats.

4. Amazon Rider
He jumps around and slashes people with his amazon claws

5. Skintaker
He grinds nearby people's skin with his side-to-side jaw articulation.

6. Dolan
Lawlers plz

Final Smash - Pure Death
His gloves glow green and he slams them into the ground. His glasses will then flash a white light and a green beam erupts from the area where his hands touched the ground. At first, it deals minor 1% damage to the opponent. After 30 seconds, the beam turns yellow and does twice as much damage. After another 30 seconds, the beam turns red and the damage is taken at ludicrous speed. After ANOTHER 30 seconds, the beam turns black and instantly KOs the opponent in the beam.

KOSFX
KOSFX1: "Shitcubes!"

KOSFX2: "Jiminy Crickets!"

Star KOSFX: "HOW DARE YOU!"

Screen KOSFX: "Ow, my eye!"

Taunts
Up: *laughs*

Sd: "Excuse me."

Dn: "Hello and good day."

Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. "Well, this ends our feud."

2. "You're okay, I guess."

3. "Pfft. Screw this."

4. (vs. Lydia Prower/Hirosue Marina) "Sorry about that, love."

5. (vs. Pen) "I might have have overdone it, my ink-filled friend."

Failure/Clap: Unsastified Applause

w/ Lydia Prower in tag-team mode: Lydia cries as Sandvich comforts her

Standard Attacks
Neutral Jabs: punch, kick, slash

Dash Attack: Dancing Scythespins

Smash Attacks

 * Sd: Rage Punch
 * Up: Automatic Umbrella
 * Dn: Revolver Splitshot

Tilt Attacks

 * Sd: Gut Kick
 * Up: Overhead Scythe Spin
 * Dn: Pencil Golfing

Aerial Attacks

 * N-Air: Flipkick
 * F-Air: 2-Fisted Punch
 * B-Air: Katana Stab
 * U-Air: Hit A Guy w/ Glasses
 * D-Air: Exoskeleton Claws

Throws

 * Grab: Exoskeleton Grappler Claw
 * Pummel: Exoskeleton Claw Hand Face Squeeze
 * Forward: Rage Throw
 * Back: Spin Swing
 * Up: Ground Thunderbolt
 * Down: Knife Constriction

Misc.

 * Ledge Attack: Nose Punch
 * 100% Ledge Attack: Headbutt
 * Ground Attack: Leg Sweep
 * Trip Attack: Katana Spin

Snake Codec
Snake: "Colonel, there's a guy that looks like Luigi, but with glasses, a lanyard, weird gloves, and what looks like a combination of a katana and a revolver."

Colonel: "That's Sandvich33 you're fighting. He's the great leader of Team Galaxy."

Snake: "So, is he any good?"

Colonel: "Not much. He's an okay guy. Or so he says anyway."

Snake: "Does he get along with any other leaders?"

Colonel: "Yes. He's Facebook friends with Steven Star and NaruIchi97, Los no Obblers right hand man of Jimmy, helper for reviving Stocking after what Alduin did to her, unconfirmed goduncle of Rosa Anarchy, Hirosue Marina's potential boyfriend, saving grace of Zoe Hirashima after he added her to his roster, and he's Lydia Prower's boyfriend. Others aren't really confirmed."

Snake: "Interesting. Lucky I survived long enough to meet him on the field of battle."

Colonel: "This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance, Snake. Get out there and show him what you can do."

Snake: "Got it."

Character Description
TBA

Classic Mode
TBA

Role in SSE
Sandvich33 happens to be walking with Lydia Prower, Hirosue Marina, and Zoe Hirashima when they are ambushed by cosmic primids. They fight off the horde and notice that Evil Clever Dog is behind it all. He transforms into a dalmatian and runs off with Sandvich33, Lydia, Hirosue, and Zoe chasing after him. They catch up to him and decide to fight him. After the fight, they win (of course), see a subspace bomb set, and then run only to find RobertoftheNerds waiting for them. He then asks what is up and they say that there is a subspace bomb about to go off. He then ponders over the decision and then agrees to go along with them.

Colors & Costumes

 * True Form
 * Red: Plaid Shirt
 * Blue: Plaid Robe
 * Yellow: 8th Grade FMS Chorus Shirt
 * Green: Paper Luigi
 * White Tuxedo
 * Winter Coat
 * Possible A90 Image

Victory Theme
Initial D - Running in the 90s

Trivia

 * Sandvich33 sometimes speaks in a British accent.
 * His weapon of choice is the katana revolver.
 * His true form is a slightly obese and pale white person in jeans, a jean jacket, brown hikers, a white t-shirt, a blue longsleeve shirt, a white Mario baseball cap, brown work gloves, a lanyard from his graduation from Rowland Elementary in 2010, and square-lens glasses with brown frames.
 * As a pony, his cutie mark would be a PC cursor and his name would be Sandvich85 (reference to Rule 85).
 * SV33 has american blood in his veins.
 * There is a dark version of Sandvich33 like every other lawler pretty much who resembles Weegee.
 * He is the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants X My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and Project X2 Zone.
 * His name comes from John.mitchell.9210256's Steam Account name.
 * Information on him w/ Lydia can be read here!
 * He is one of the first charcters from Facebook or Steam to join Lawl.
 * The number included in his name changes by the numbered rules of the internet.