User blog comment:Lydia Prower/An Important Post/@comment-25814509-20140521213655/@comment-25814509-20140522103135

Well, I desire the King of the World badge. It's so bouncy and round-looking, *speaks in what sounds like Gollum/Sméagol from Lord of the Rings* I can almost squeeze it. *demonstrates on what at first looks like her breast, but it instead a stress reducer* Ah, sweet relief.