Marcianito

UFO Sighting
Marcianito descends from a UFO.

Neutral B - 1 click 100% real no fake
Marcianito dances cumbia. In the process, you are to tap the buttons to the rhythm of the song that plays. IF there is no song playing, Nunca mi Faltes will play. Follow the rhythm right and you'll get an increase in what's known as cumbia points. That amount of damage can be released by clicking on a character. It works like DK's FS, but it's reliant on the stage music. The percentage won't be saved until it hits 100% (real no fake). When that happens, you stand still with the overhead caption "100% real no fake" unable to do much, but the next charged attack deals 100%. Get attacked enough and you'll lose the full power like a Smash Ball.

Side B - Dat Marcianito
Marcianito gets on Dat Boi's unicycle (OH SHIT WADDUP). Like 1 click, you need to pedal to the music rhythm, so fast tracks allow for button-mashing while slow tracks make it useless. While on, Marcianito can only jump and do standard attacks. Dat Martian doesn't hurt directly, but he does have people greeting him via entrances. If it's a quote or a salute, you're good. If your entrance involves transportation, it becomes a death trap to take you off stage. To escape, tap the buttons to the music. If your entry is special, you'll be in for a KO that won't be avoided if you're at 300% or more on your last stock. Same as vehicles, tap to the rhythm to escape.

Up B - Toon Marcianito
Marcianito becomes a parody the ship from Space Invaders (since it's commonly referred to as Marcianitos in the Hispanic lands). This form allows you horizontal and vertical line movement in two dimensions. Shoot once and Marcianito returns to his original form. Spamming has more retarded Space Invaders come in and attack the competition.

Down B - Marcianito GO
Marcianito uses his radar to catch opponents. Anyone nearby will appear in the radar, allowing you to toss a Martian Ball at that opponent. The ball deals 1%, which is the odds of catching an opponent. For a guaranteed catch, dance and click on the opponent. Unlike IM Meen's book, you can't toss balls with characters in them. Catch the ball before the opponent escapes a la tapping to the rhythm and only receiving damage in the process and Marcianito gains martian powers. If Marcianito is killed while powered up, the killer gains his powers. There are 100 possibilities depending on the cumbia points you racked up before the catch.

Final Smash - Lucario Jones
Marcianito enters his UFO and fires two beams at the opponent like Lucario did in Brawl (only double, guh-huh!). One laser is steerable while the other one does whatever the fuck it pleases, and it's weaker.

KOSFX
Too advanced to react to them

Taunts
Up: *dances to alien noises*

Sd: *dances to Space Invaders noises*

Dn: *dances to a YTPMV of Nunca mi Faltes* (this quickly raises cumbia points)

Victory Options
1. *dances while the others just react to it in various ways*

Failure/Clap: Ayy lmaout

Standard Attacks
TBA

Retropokon Discussion
Sir Pokon de Joy: "Good evening, gentlemen...by the dresses of my niece Lady Gel III, an extraterrestrial life form! This little green man comes from Mars, like that mister I don't want to mention. It didn't get attention when it appeared on 90s computers until years later when its way of moving was accompanied by music, interpreted as cumbia dance. Its current online popularity has inspired plenty of parodies, like its own versions of Pokemon GO and Space Invaders. It's also learned to ride a unicycle, giving many opportunities to win at combat. If it's in danger, it can always return to its Unidentified Flying Object and shoot a musical ray. With such fame, I'm amazed about how it can scare the TextAloud Pikachus."

Classic Mode
TBA

Pawlette Swaps
TBA

Victory Theme
Antonio Rios - Nunca mi Faltes

Stage
Ayy lmao Tour

Relic
Martian Ball

Bill Cipher's Nightmare
UFO

Stracomb Vehicle
UFO

Trivia

 * Apparently Marcianito is suggested for Smash Bros. to rep for Space Invaders.