User blog:Skapokon/Top 10 Characters that will never be in Lawl Nova



Inspired by Stocking Rose and using Agito90's Meme Base, these are the characters that will never be in my Lawl Spin Off: Lawl Nova. Well, not all of them. As you may know, my Empty Slot has a list of rules for the suggestions, and I won't take any suggestion that breaks the rules. However, these are the characters that don't break the rules, but I won't make. Some of them have been suggested, while others have been suggested in other spin offs. So, let's begin.

10-Mario's Head (Mario Teaches Typing)
Mario's Head is one of the biggest YTP sources, and I can't say that I don't like his videos. There are some of them that are funny, like Meet the Mario Head. But the reason he's here is because I don't want to see him as a playable character. He would have a better role as a Boss, Assist Trophy, Announcer, or even Stage! As a playable, I can't really think ideas for Normal Attacks, since he's only a head. If someone can make a moveset for him, I won't mind to see it. Stocking made one, and it was good. But, if someone is going to request him to be in a Lawl Spin Off, don't do it in Nova.

9-Pen (Battle for Dream Island)
I think this is my most controversial pick. First of all, I don't have any problems with Battle for Dream Island. It's an OK show, and I can see why it has so many fans. The problems I had with that show were two: First, I can't recognise the gender of the characters because of their voices. And the second one was surprisingly everyone's favourite character: Pen. I just can't stand him. He's a bully to many of the other players. Heck, he even states at the beginning that he wants Dream Island to stay away from the losers! He's the Vriska from this show, except that BFDI fans don't have a mixed opinion on Pen. This doesn't mean that I won't make any Object Show characters. I already recieved requests for some of them, and I might add some of them in my next Empty Slots. But Pen will stay as the only exception.

8-Maleficent (The Sleeping Beauty/Maleficent)
I really like Disney Villains being added in Lawl. Frollo and Gaston are great, and you would probably know that I also like Yzma. The problem is that Maleficent is really uninteresting. She's not funny or enjoyable for me. I don't even think she would have an interesting moveset neither. I recently rewatched Sleeping Beauty, and I just can't really find anything for her. Not to mention that she's considered the best villain ever, to the point that it's a sin not adding her in a Best Disney Villains list. But she's generic for me.

As for the other Maleficent, I haven't seen the movie (And I don't plan to do it), but she seems to have the same problems as her Cartoon self. Also, making her the heroine is a big fail.

7-More Phineas & Ferb characters
I really like Phineas & Ferb. That's why I made Doofenshmirtz's moveset, as well as adding Perry the Platypus in the Replacements. But those 2 are enough P&F for my Roster. The rest of the characters are just not good enough to have a moveset. I could find moves for them, but I just don't really want to. I think a moveset for the main duo would be pretty generic. The same for their friends like Isabella, Buford, Candace... Even other Perry-related characters would be redundant for me, like Norm or Monogram. So, yeah, Doof and Perry are enough for me.

6-The Eds (Ed, Edd & Eddy)
Remember what I said about Pen being controversial? I think these trio would be even more. I don't like Ed, Edd & Eddy. I've always found it stupid. I didn't like the characters and the humor have never made me laugh. Somehow it looks like it was parodying itself. I never liked it, and I really try to like it. What I dislike the most is the fact that there are only 12 characters in the entire show (counting extras!) and the animation, which is just ugly. Everyone loves this show, but I just don't. The main trio have been requested to be in Lawl even before Lawl existed! If you want the Eds to be in Lawl, please ask someone else.

5-Anyone from Sonic X
If you have read my rules for the suggestions, I don't accept characters directly from franchises that are in Super Smash Bros. This includes characters from Mario, Pokemon, Zelda or Sonic. However, I accept alternative versions for these characters (Toon, Best, CD-i...). But there is one that even that it counts, I'll always ignore. This one is Sonic X. I have no problem with this anime, but where's the difference between these version of the characters and the ones from the game? Sonic X is directly based on the Sonic Adventure games, so the characters are the same. Just because it's animated doesn't mean they're different. And I've seen many people requesting and planning Sonic X characters like Cosmo, Sonic, Shadow, Tails and... Amy Rose. The only character I find interesting enough is Eggman, and he's planned by ARL. I think the Pokemon Anime would fit in this category as well, but I've seen some characters that have enough material to be suggested, like Ash. (Now I can run faster!)

4-Weegee's Relatives (Fortran, Malleo...)
I erased Weegee because he doesn't fit as a playable character. He's perfect as a boss, specially after watching those CD-i RPG videos. But the characters based on Weegee are really uninteresting. This includes Fortran, Malleo or Moar Krabs. Yeah, they also appear in RPG videos, but they don't have any interesting powers, since they change from one video to another. They don't even seem interesting as bosses or assist trophies.

3-Plushies
I remember when I used to watch a series of videos called Cute Mario Bros, which was made with plushies of Mario and friends. I have no idea why I watched them, I just did. And somehow now people wants those plushies to be in Lawl, and no because the videos are bad. Why? Cute Mario Bros was pretty boring, and its wannabes are worse. Also, the plushies are always held by a hand. What am I supposed to do? Remove the hand? Having a giant hand holding them? Both solutions are ridiculous. The only exception are Stop Motion characters. You know, toys that don't require a hand to move.

2-OC Characters without Sources
First, the elephant in the room. Rosa Anarchy is in the picture because she's the OC character that I've seen the most people wanting to use. Stocking, ARC, John Mitchell, Steven Star... If you want to suggest a character made by you, I'm OK with that. But please, he/she/it must have a video source material. I won't add a character who doesn't have any source, or its only source is text. Apart from the attacks, I won't be able to crop the pictures to create the sprites, because he/she/it doesn't have anything I can use. I know that almost everyone have at least one of these, but I'll be one of the exceptions.

1-Anyone from Retropokon
And now, here comes a serious one. I don't want to have any character created by me. Sorry for the fans of my review show, but I just don't want to. There are 2 reasons of why. First of all, I'm sure it'll recieve a lot of backlash. Everyone saying that adding myself is a bad idea, even if I have a source material. And secondly, I really want to have Lawl Nova and Retropokon to be separated. Sure, I'll mention Lawl Nova in my reviews, and maybe some of my future characters will be related to my reviews (Like John). But Lawl Nova and Retropokon are too different to have a connection similar to how Chin connects Lawl with The Frollo Show. And having Skapokon, Wai, Sir Pokon, MegaZak or even Matthew the Red Robot would be really redundant, and really out of place. Also, Skapokon is already in Aitor's spin off, and looks like he won't erase me since I'm his equivalent to Snake.

And these are all of the characters that I will never make. And now, if you excuse me, I'm going to ask Leonidas to give me his shield. I'm sure that I'm going to need it.