Category:Los no ILARs

LOS NO ILARs is a Group that is like LOS NO Frollos. This is a clan that wants to end the life of the perverted, overreacting, bitchy I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE.

See also: Los no Obblers

Amy Rose
Stocking's version - He put me on a date with Gaston, I might be friend with him, but not His fuck buddy, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE GASTAMY, IT'S GROSS

Lydia's version -
 * Amy: Umm, who's that guy?
 * Lydia: You're better off not knowing, Ames. ^_^;

TheVeteranROB
- He is immature, has the grammar skills of a kindergartner, and DON'T GET ME BLOODY STARTED ON THAT ONE COMMENT I MADE!

Steven Star
- He lied to me. He always acts immature. He killed Amy and Cassandra. He can't respect my opinion. He always needs his friends to save him. He made cute characters into hoes. But he said that I deserve the only things that give me meaning to live from this earth before I married Stocking, my wife.

Kamina
- This freak is a pussy to Germans.

Gaston
- He set me up with a hedgehog. And I hunt animals for a living. I almost killed a beast, why set me up with an animal?

Frollo
- I don't recall raping her. If he's really is a fan of Amy Rose, why did he want me to jump her? It makes no sense.

Pan
- The nerve of him thinking I slept with Amy. I would never do that. I'm not a lesbian, but ILAR is a perv for thinking it.

Ami
- Just because me and Amy are pink haired doesn't mean I have a romantic interest in her. I'm more into someone human.

Tiny
- ILAR SAID TINY BE IN LAWL, TINY NEVER MADE IN LAWL, TINY WILL CRUSH PUNY MAN!!!

Panty
- He's the reason me and Bubbyaustin broke up. AND HE BEHEADED ME, I'm the sister of Stocking and he thinks I should have my head mounted on the wall. Now Scanty and Kneesocks, that's different, but NO ONE PUTS MY HEAD ON A WALL!

Amy Sorel
- I'm an orphan, but for no reason because I was owned by Raphael, he thinks he can decapitate me TWICE!!! What a careless person.

Bubbyaustin
- He is the motherfucking reason me and Panty broke up and made Panty hook up with Android 18. I FUCKING HATE HIM BECAUSE HE FUCKING BETRAYED ME LIKE A FOOL! Now he just killed Evil Bubbyaustin, which is good, BUT NO ONE BETRAYS ME!!! NO ONE!!!

Jimmy
- He's a liar, he's an idiot, he's a hater, he's a menace, he made my home series look bad, I also think he's a character criminal. Oh, and I'm also hating him for vengeance over various things.

Blockhead
- He's cries like a clamp and....Stupid Stupid Stupid Things.....And he try to do things with that pink one that is EWWWWWWW.

Agito90
- He promised me he wouldn't overreact one time until he broke it. Watson broke my promise. And now, I hate him because of his stupid act of overreacting all day.

Alex Mercer
- This guy sucks...

Sandvich33
- He has the worst movesets you would ever see in your entire goddamn life, I mean they are awful beyond belief. How would Dashie's neutral special be bucking? That should be a side smash or whatever! Anything but a special attack! And his cropping is a bottle of fuck beer with shit burgers, even if it improved in his moveset for 60's Spider-Man! Also, he's a goddamn, overreactive, rage-blasting, diarreha-gargling, fart-chatting, life-wasting, good-for-nothing, time-slaughtering, besmirching, promise-breaking, brainless, head-mounting, shat-out shitty, 34-ing, shameless, undignified, prostitute-out-of-Amy Rose-making, non-descriptive, fuseblowing, crotch-raping, arse-shredding, undeserving, asphalt-injecting, dip-shitty, dick-cheesy, pervertious, over-obsessive, spelling-and-grammatically-retarded, attention-hungry, nonbelieving, brain-dead, buck-fifty-fucking, dandruff-snorting, piss-jizzing, jizz-pissing, jizzed-piss-drinking, pissed-jizz-drinking, ungreatful, disappointing, sad-sacking, theoretically moveset-stealing, unholy man of the hour of death! Game over! *shoots his picture* Good day to you, sir! And good riddance! *pours every known and unknown acidic solute on what's left of the picture*

Slenderman
- He accuses me of raping that pink hedgehog. I don't rape, I kill people!

Old Gregg
- He don't know anyone. He don't know what they got. We're all dealing with him the same way I dealt with Curly Jefferson!

Garbage Guy
- He made a shitty moveset for me at first! That moveset made my GARBAGE DAY!!!

Jeff the Killer
- He deleted my page and my only existence was with the Pasta Monsters version of me before Sandvich33 redid the page, minus the horrific picture!

Rarity
- He is an uncouth internet-goer that hates me, which isn't much of a big deal, but for everything else, he should be banished to the sun for it!

Chester A. Bum
- His videos are the worst things I've ever seen in my life! Change!

Charade
- *speechless* (because he can't talk)

Jack-6
- Eliminating ILAR!

Akuma
- No comment!

John
-  I tried to calm him down, but he kept overreacting.

Sonictheimmeenpootis
- This guy is as bad as WalrusGuy eating Bartman's 30-inch Dick.

Donna
- TBA

60's Spider-Man
-  *Facepalm*

Annoying Orange
-  Hey, Hey, Hey ILAR!....you're an apple! *Laughs*

Scorpion
- GET OVER HERE!!!!!

Chill-Kill Douchebag
- Princess Watson is a bitch who wants to marry John McSaiyan Bitch.

Nicolas Cage
- *looks at Chill-Kill Douchebag's comment* You don't say!

Clamclones
- Ur faggot

Roland Lamb
- OH MY GOD, HE'S A FUCKING MONSTER, GODDAMIT, I WANT JON KILLED BY LUCY VAN PET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Bride King
- He has bad temper like me!

Ass Kicker
- *kicks ILAR's crotch with his signature move, Asskicker*

Hitler
- This guy is worse than Fegelein. FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!

Lili
-  How disgusting!

Billy Mays
- Hi, Billy Mays here, and Jon's Head costs $100!

Guile
- He's worse than M. Bison! He killed me because of my hair!

Sir Arthur
- I'm not weak! Blame Capcom, they made the game too hard.

Johnny Cage
- Hating me because I want a lady? Bullshit, he thinks that Amy Rose and Stocking want to sleep with him.

Ripper Roo
- *maniacal laugh*

Angry Video Game Nerd
- He is a piece of shit, I'm not gonna lie. He's worse than a kid who's waiting for a buffalo to shit on his face. (drinks beer)

Peter Griffin
- He's worse than the fish who hates that man with blue clothes.

Michael Jordan
-  I never met him, but everyone told me that he's a pervert.

Heavy
- COWARD KILLING TIME!!!

Squidward Tentacles
- He's a bigger moron than anyone else! Even Patrick's smarter than him!

Angry Joe
- HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY WITH MY MOVESET, ALL HE USED WAS MY VIDEO GAME SERIES INSTEAD OF MY OTHER VIDEOS!!! EVEN MY UP SPECIAL SUCKED!!! A FUCKING TELEPORT!!!!

SpongeBob SquarePants
- As the poker buddy of Rainbow Dash, I unjustly hate him for that moveset he made for her and everything else. And how am I officially associated with crap? SpongeBong HempPants is worse than me nowadays! In fact, I think I'd go back in time to get my old self to beat up SpongeBong!

Sam Tarker
-  That nasty son of a bitch put my wife Amy Sorel on his collection of head trophies that made Multi very unhappy.

Alice
- He's an oozing sore of depravity!

Zoe Hirashima (a.k.a GreenPunkEmoGirl)
-  Just like funnytime77 which is the archnemisis of ConnallRobotnik8' on DeviantART, but however, there is a similar user. Rather than a bad spriter, there is one user who not only comes out with a horrible Photoshop-ish gallery but also managed to make paradoxes in different timelines of each popular lawl spinoff or character, which had to be none other than I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE (or I(zero)LOVE(zero)AMY(zero)ROSE). Unlike funnytime77's bad pixelart, ILAR clearly doesn't have any talent at all when it comes to making anything with Photoshop or Gimp 2.6, and I didn't give a shit about him at all overall. Some of the characters even complain that either their movesets are too stupid or that they never got to be a character registered for any actual lawl roster made by others. And then there's a few parts where ILAR completely messed up some timelines on some lawlers and characters alike. However in DeviantART, he goes by the name JontheCat (the account no longer exists in the site). Also seeing his horrible art he has done in his life which is done just by typing his dA username in the search bar and you might get the idea on how it was done with no effort. Surprisingly almost 600 relevant deviations exist in DeviantART to date, but alas most of them were done by JontheCat. Also it's odd that I found out that both JontheCat and funnytime77 were both DeviantART users that had no talent, and are very unpopular in internet history.

David
- AWWW SERIOUSLY!?

King DJ
- Everyone this freak's come across has received brain damage. Just look at some of the above comments! Bubbyaustin actually thinks Panty would ever date him :p

Lydia Prower
- GastAmy? Seriously? We were stupid to think that was a good couple and it HAD to be viral, didn't it? Also, even thedrksiren is a better artist than him. Yeah, I know his English is worse than Watson's was and he puts navels on object characters in pictures that don't involve tickling, but at least he puts actual work in his art!

The Masked Pope
- Hahahahaha!!!......I was just acting for the whole time by trying to change him, so I could gain his trust..... So I could access anything.... However, the only thing I that he amused me with is his stupidity...... Hehehe.... I never agreed with almost every word that lowsoul said.... I bashed him... I made fun of him.... Drove him crazy.... And I scared the hell outta him.... And yet....I still get away with it all.... What do you expect?.... From The Masked Motherfucker!....

Britton
- Is this man even a boy? I'm going with my theory of he's a girl pretending to be a man in real life pretending to be a girl on the internet. To quote Tourettes Guy; "She's a bitch. I called her a bitch right in front of her tits. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. Or cock." I bet he thinks of Amy Rose in Tourettes Guy's words: "She has a nice ass. I'd like to tit fuck her ass!" Again, to quote Tourettes Guy: "I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass. Eat my short dick!"

Kanye West
-  Yo, ILAR, I'm-a let you finish, but ChinCherrinas will still be the best lawler on Youtube.

Stockgil
- He made me into a monster. I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING ROBOTIC HUMANIZED HEDGEHOG NOW!

Kevin Strikers
- Disliking me because of the AVGN review of my game. -_-

Ralph Star
- Me and my family's souls will always be in pain because of this waste!

Golden Darkness
- I don't have sex with animals, let alone a 12-year old hedgehog!

Cole MacGrath
-Being butthurt because of me and my evil-self not being rivals in PSASBR? Lolwat, what a picky bastard.

Todd in the Shadows
- So I'm the bad person because I'm dating the Nostalgia Chick? Hi Watson, DEAL WITH IT!

Emergency Alert System
The National Weather Service had issued a fucking pervert named "I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE" who loves Amy Rose and he overreacts which will cause a earthquake in your local area, please stand by.

Ishamie Tarker
- Weeeellll... I really don't know this guy, but I heard he has bad grammar and bad cropping skills, and he even made a pic of me with Amy Rose, Rimururu, and Kiki which he thinks I'm a killer whenever I sleep with a sexy and/or cute girl. And one word... worst, user, ever...

BND Mask of Guo Xiang
-  *In Russian* This guy is the worst user ever next to Drew the Fox and I'm going to scare him right now.

Multi HMX-12
- HE PUT MY MOMMY ON HIS WALL OF HEAD TROPHIES!! *Crying*

Ashens
- Why the bloody hell does he exist? He decapitates people like this *holds up a fake head of Panty Anarchy and uses it as a puppet* Hello! I've been seen to him as a not girl and look what happened to me! *normal voice* You couldn't get away with any of this, lads! That is just sick! And he also *starts to see naughty pictures of that unholy pairing GastAmy* Moving swiftly on!

Conclusion
- I'll tell you who this man is: he's a retarded, ill-tempered horrible mutant child that is a pain in the ass, he's supposed to be entertaining but instead he's annoying! Some idiots might laugh at him, but let's face it, we'd just find him frankly depressing at the end of the day. In fact, he's the exact same as Kevin James.

Alternate Conclusion
- So, would I reccomend you subscribe to this man? I'll let you work that out. Here's a hint though: OF COURSE NOT!

Chef Excellence
- "An excellent pain in the ass."

Drew Pickles
- I will teach him who IS the sick fuck!

Chris Crocker
- LEAVE THE CHARACTERS ALONE!

Irate Gamer
- He stole my ripoffs!

Sora
- Jon's really a Heartless!

AwfulFawfultheFalafe
- What's next? A banana with Amy Rose's brain?

Cpend7
- Well Jon is a good friend, but I think I better put him in hell with 666.

Y U NO Guy
- I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE... Y U MAKE MOVESET BAD?!?

Hard Gay
- Hey, ILAR! Sorry you became hard gay!

Aranryanchampion
- He did not even try to make his movesets decent at least. Most of my reasons are the same as some of the other members of this team. The way he reacts and complains about every little detail, made him into the new Christian Weston Chandler (Chris-Chan). He deserves the hate he has received during the past years.

RockStarMaren123
- (if she ever heard of him) That pervert ruined my favorite Sonic character!

Klaus Baudelaire
- He thinks my girlfriend is related to Yume Nikki. Also, he's a sick perverted man who's worse than Count Olaf.

Aya Drevis
- He thinks that after I was added, Chincherrinas should remane it Smash Bros. Yume Nikki. I'm not related to anything like Yume Nikki!

RobertoftheNerds
- He's worse than a filthy casual or even Douche-Kai!

Douche-Kai
- Ha! I laugh at him not having pathetic attempts to have pathetic attempts so I guess the joke's either one of us!

Own & Edge
- Own: He's not much of a bother to me, but according to my creator, I'm guessing that he'll be meeting with my lawyer, Mr. Knife.

- Edge: Own dragged me into this for all the right reasons.

Sayaka Miki
- This hideous dude is so much worse then Kyubey, but I got resurrected by Frollo's ressurection potion. ILAR has bad cropping skills, bad grammar, beheaded characters that are of what everyone else loves, and he even killed Amy Sorel, my sister-in-law. I heard that my niece, Multi HMX-12, got upset when she heard it. He knows that I have a strong crush on Ishamie Tarker instead of Kyosuke, and seriously, why does he think that Ishamie has a crush on my best friend Madoka Kaname, including his sister Samuel Tarker, Kiki, and Multi HMX-12? And he does this CapsLock thing a bunch of times. Worst. User. Ever.

Agito Wanijima
- "Gastamy? *Moves his eyepatch* Are you fucking kidding me!?! Who the hell would pair a hedgehog up with a human!?! I will kick his ass!?! He's a god damn disgrace!"

TweeterMan287
- He doesn't even count as a lawler. This man fails in every single way possible and he's not the 3rd best lawler. Obviously he hasn't even heard of ChinCherrinas. Well, he has because we all know that spinoff would not exist if Smash Bros. Lawl did not exist. You lose! *wads up Watson's picture and throws it away* Good day, sir!

Black Rock Shooter
- This user is probably the worst user in existence, he kills characters which everyone else loves, bad cropping, horrible grammer, Caps lock abuse, and last but not least Gastamy a god awful couple which is a hedgehog paired with a human It's GROSS!. This guy is so much worse then this douchebag!

Norm
- FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!

Exotix7
- Horrible movesets, how can he do this to Homer Simpson?

Pen
- If hypnotising Lydia into making us have a partner for Ebony wasn't enough, he paired me up with Cosmo and Amy! And that's just wrong!

Castle Cat
- That man's a bitch I haven't heard of, but now that I've read up on him in the PoopPedia and LawlerPedia wikis, I want to feed him to the Mausland Shark.

ChinCherrinas
- I refuse to have Amy Rose associated with either one of my series.

Toon Luigi
- And for saying that Daisy's a clone of Peach just for my romantic life, you, Watson, can go to hell!

Yomika
- He's scared of me and my game. What a pussy!

Pvt. Caboose
- That man's a baby! I hate babies!

Dr. Who
- He's so horrid, I'd rather do something else like eat a pear!

Dalek
- Exterminate! Exterminate!

Danny Vasquez
- Danny: He can push his crap right up inside his behind, and just hold it there while he THINKS about what he's done!

- Lydia: Look on the bright side, sweetie. At least he wasn't the person who decapitated Jelly Kid.

Kenny Blankenship
- He made our show look like a joke now because of his crap. Even that crappy test show's more watchable then that chimp-faced crap eater.

Fanboy & Chum Chum
- Fanboy: Chum Chum and I can't even look at this man.

- Chum Chum: He makes our show seem more decent by comparison.

Either Version of GLaDOS
- That imbicile thinks that I was secretly built by an anthropomorphic pink hedgehog. How the hell is that true!?

Sonic.exe
- He thinks that I raped Amy Rose. Just because I torment my slaves in the worst manners possible doesn't mean I rape anyone! Besides, that's just one of my victims' souls whose in the appearance of that pink hedgehog. Likely those that talk shit about who my form is based on. Get a fucking clue!

Sandvich33 Version
- Amy Rose: Um, who's that guy?

- Sonic.exe: You don't want to know, trust me.

Patrick Star
- On one of his lists, he said that people hate me. I'm not hated by anyone in the fanbase! Go away, Watson! Can't you see that nobody wants you here anymore!? You're a disgrace!

Mike Matei
- And I thought I was a motherfucker (before playing Deadly Danger Dungeon of course, but still).

Fluttershy
- I...I...I wish...I wish he...I wish he could just die!!!! *covers her lips after that outburst of rage*

Pinkie Pie
- Why would he just overreact that Agito90 wants to make me a moveset in Lawl X? That's really silly.

Rainbow Dash
- Before John.mitchell.9210256 removed that moveset to make a better one, I thought that my life was officially over.

Jenny/XJ-9
- He paired me up with some robot from something called Tekken. I can understand that, but I'm more attracted to robots and/or humans that are around my age or at least were built to be around what age I was designed to be at!

Jeffrey Lebowski
- I hate him more than I hate the fucking Eagles!

Elvira
- Never heard of him, but I'd want to get out a chainsaw and put it to his neck after being informed of what he did. I'd rather have another date with Hades than be around him.

Dexter Morgan
- He's beheaded people that he dislikes, whether or not they're criminals. As SHOtime's serial killer towards criminals, I think he should mount his head on the wall!

Manabu Yūki
- I don't know who this guy is, but I was told that he's a pervert and that he ruined The Frollo Show with his fanmade version.

Solty Revant
- I was told of who he is by many people, and I can conclude that I hate him!

Mary
- I want to take my palette knife, carve out his eyes, replace them with mine, and then kill him! >:D

Urotsuki
- I may have an aggressive personality, but at least I didn't behead Yukuta and mount his head on my wall, then take a picture of it, and show it to my friends on Facebook! And also, I may possibly be rumored as a jackass, but at least I don't cause fights either!

Steven & Miki
- S!3v3n used Strangle on Wild IFPA

- It's super effective! A one-hit KO!

Kenneth1chase/KCslicer17
- I know I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE was a good friend of ours back in the past, but until on July 26th 2013 when he announced that he will leave the Internet. Let me go through a couple of problems on the user. He made GastAmy which is the grossest couple tied with Shadrek. He does this "CapsLock Abuse" like all the time by the time when there's something that he hates. He's also beheaded characters which everyone else loves, and by the time he beheaded Amy Sorel, I was depressed. Grammar errors, not much something to say about this reason. Last but least, horrible movesets. Why did he do this to Tourettes Guy and Angry Joe? My last word on this user. Worst. User. Ever.

Ms. Sinister
- Screw cuddling him, I'll rape him! };D

Tourettes Guy
- FUCK YOU, JON WATSON! FUCK YOU AND YOUR... PUSSY WIPPED MOVESETS!

Catbug
- (ILAR says something in his normal Caps-Lock voice)

- Catbug: What? Someone throw that noisy thing out the airlock.

- (ILAR objects in the same voice)

- Catbug: Nope, out the airlock. You've failed me for the last time, Pleasure Clone Watson! Now, where's my big ol' beer?

The Hardcore Kid
- He's even more smegged up. Who's this guy, a pervert? Oh yeah, he is one.

Bubsy
- Oh, look! An asshole! Weren't his movesets "wonderful"?

Crit1kal
- Sarcastic Description: This is the 3rd best user ever.

Flippy
- And the fanbase said that I was the one with major sanity problems after my warfare experience. I think I'd like to unleash Flipqy when he's around!

Stuttering Craig
- I saw his ideas for these bullshit adventures he's made up for his shit daughter who was at first the daughter of Amy Rose and Gaston. All I can say is that they make E.T. look like a masterpiece! They make Last Action Hero look like Goldeneye 007! They make Die Hard look even more like Mario 3 than Last Action Hero did! Pac-Gief, kill! *Pac-Gief crushes ILAR with his skull*

NeoLordKefka
- You know, people like him are exactly why I started The Resistance. (see here)

Johnny Test
- If only I could find something in my sisters' lab to get rid of him. Seriously, I'd rather have my dad's cookies than meet him!

SpongeBong HempPants
- I've heard of all the horrid deeds he's done, and I can safely say that I hope he takes meth and dies.

Oprah Winfrey
- Steven can kill Watson, and Sandvich33 can killl Watson, and Lydia Prower can kill Watsion! Everyone can kill Watson!

Sherlock Holmes
- Why did have to have the last name of my associate? Why?

Daria Morgendorffer
- Of all the people I have low esteem for, he sets the bar the lowest.

Nostalgia Critic
- The shit he has done is even worse than Garbage Pail Kids! He is fired from breathing! Please, pack up your desk, and kindly leave, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!