Sandvich33

Neutral B - Wii Remote
This works very similar to AVGN's power glove, but due to modern technology, the agressive toss can be aimed in any direction and the opponent doesn't go into the footstool animation when control is lost, making it not very great, but fair to the opponent when he/she is dropped into a pitfall.

Side B - Katana Revolver
Hold B to charge up how many times you shoot at once. After every 6 shots, you have to wait awhile before you can reuse the gunsword due to automatic reload.

Up B - Teleportation Watch
Using an everyday wristwatch, Sandvich33 can teleport in any direction chosen with the analog stick. Anyone nearby is stunned by the flash during teleportation.

Down B - Summoning Dice
There's something to summon on each side of the dice and the higher the number, the rarer the odds:

1. Electrobat
Pretty simple. It flies around and zaps you with...lightning.

2. Trogdor
He burninates everyone like peasants.

3. Jane the Killer
She walks around and cuts people's throats.

4. Amazon Rider
He jumps around and slashes people with his amazon claws

5. Skintaker
He grinds nearby people's skin with his side-to-side jaw articulation.

6. Dolan
Lawlers plz

Final Smash - Pure Death
His gloves glow green and he slams them into the ground. His glasses will then flash a white light and a green beam erupts from the area where his hands touched the ground. At first, it deals minor 1% damage to the opponent. After 30 seconds, the beam turns yellow and does twice as much damage. After another 30 seconds, the beam turns red and the damage is taken at ludicrous speed. After ANOTHER 30 seconds, the beam turns black and instantly-KO's the opponent in the beam.

KOSFX
KOSFX1: "Shitcubes!"

KOSFX2: "Jiminy Crickets!"

Star KOSFX: "HOW DARE YOU!"

Screen KOSFX: "Ow, my eye!"

Taunts
Up: *laughs*

Sd: "Excuse me."

Dn: "Hello and good day."

Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. "Well, this ends our feud."

2. "You're okay, I guess."

3. "Pfft. Screw this."

4. (vs. Lydia Prower) "Sorry about that, love."

5. (vs. Pen) "I might have have overdone it, my ink-filled friend."

Failure/Clap: Unsastified Applause

w/ Lydia Prower in tag-team mode: Lydia cries as Sandvich comforts her

Other Attacks
Neutral Jabs: punch, kick, slash

Dash Attack: Jumpcutter

Smash Attacks

 * Sd: Rage Punch
 * Up: Uppercut
 * Dn: Revolver Splitshot

Tilt Attacks

 * Sd: Gut Kick
 * Up: Knife
 * Dn: Pencil Golfing

Aireal Attacks

 * N-Air: Flipkick
 * F-Air: 2-Fisted Punch
 * B-Air: Katana Stab
 * U-Air: Hit A Guy w/ Glasses
 * D-Air: Yellow Fist-Slam

Throws

 * Pummel: Knee
 * Forward: Rage Throw
 * Back: Spin Swing
 * Up: Ground Thunderbolt
 * Down: Knife Constriction

Misc.

 * Ledge Attack: Nose Punch
 * 100% Ledge Attack: Headbutt
 * Ground Attack: Leg Sweep
 * Trip Attack: Katana Spin

Snake Codec
TBA

Classic Mode
TBA

Role in SSE
Sandvich33 happens to be walking with Lydia Prower when they are ambushed by cosmic primids. They fight off the horde and notice that Evil Clever Dog is behind it all. He transforms into a dalmatian and runs off with Sandvich33 and Lydia chasing after him. They catch up to him and decide to fight him. After the fight, they win (of course), see a subspace bomb set, and then run only to find RobertoftheNerds waiting for them. He then asks what is up and they say that there is a subspace bomb about to go off. He then ponders over the decision and then agrees to go along with them.

Color Pallete
1. True Form

2. Red Outfit

3. Blue Robe

4. 8th Grade Chorus Shirt

5. Facebook Form

6. Blandish Casuality

7. Khaki Shorts

8. Winter Coat

9. Tuxedo

Trivia

 * Sandvich33 sometimes speaks in a british accent.
 * His weapon of choice is the katana revolver.
 * His true form is a pale white person in jeans, a jean jacket, black sneakers, a white t-shirt, a white baseball cap, brown work gloves, and square-lens glasses.
 * As a pony, his cutie mark would be a PC cursor and his name would be Sandvich85.
 * SV33 has american blood in his veins.
 * There is a dark version of Sandvich33 like every other lawler pretty much who resembles Weegee.
 * He is the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants X My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
 * His name comes from John.mitchell.9210256's Steam Account name.
 * Information on him w/ Lydia can be read here!