The Stanley Parable Narrator

The Stanley Parable Narrator is the narrator for the game of the same name. A charming british man who is easily annoyed, but in the end just wants people to be happy.

Battle Intros
"3..2..Heres the Fight symbol,just go."

"This is a story about a man/woman named (Fighters Name)"

Battle Outros
"Times Up!"

"Happily Ever Af-(Explosion)"

Fails
"You should of listened to me."