User blog:DiaryDiarrheaDiorama/The Time Has Come...

As Jon Watson is now out of our lives, it's time for me to reveal to you all who I truly am. Some of you thought I was trolling simply bacease I didn't like him, some of you though I just wanted the attention. You're all wrong, the whole time... it was personal.

I didn't want Jon to know this, but I was his classmate during middle school. You can say I had a bit of a crush on him. I would stop at nothing to get his attention, he consumed all my thoughts. But there was one problem: he hated me. He was rude, he avoided me, he would never say a word to me. I didn't mind this since I thought my patience would be rewarded, I was wrong...

One day, when I left the classroom, my diary was stolen. Word got out that I liked the "retarded kid" and I was out though hell. I lost the social acceptance I worked so hard to get, and I was forced to go through all kinds of teasing, singing, and pranks. Jon even joined in on it.

Fortunately, my father was relocated to Ohio where I met ColonelFail and AwesomeSeaCucumber, the best friends anyone could ever have. I found Watson on YouTube while watching some of Chincherrinas videos. I noticed he was devoting his life to this Lawl business, and worse, this whole time he had chosen a 12 year pink animal over me. I knew what I had to do, I vowed to get my revenge on Watson and thus the beginning of the Lawl Wars.

As you can see, my task is complete Jon is now in corner crying himself to sleep just like me back in the old days. The battle is over and I say to you all... Farewell.