Best Hercules

B- Best Bow
An attack similar to Link's or Pit's neutral B, though the arrow travels slower in an arc. If the bow is held for 3 seconds, Best Hercules falls over, causing 5% damage to himself.

Side B-Recycle Chariot
A ground-only move, Hercules hops in a chariot where he goes the right way and then rams into the opponent while shifting directions. Then he celebrates for two seconds. Doing this move near ledges causes his chariot to fall off, and it can't be controlled until Hercules crashes. The crash when falling does 5% to himself.

Up B-Giant Jump
Hercules takes a great leap, then celebrates for two seconds.

Down B-Think!
The first part is probably put best in dialogue:

Best Hercules: I... really don't have the time right now.

BH's gay friend: (appears in a random ground spot) No... Think Hercules!

Then Hercules takes out his mirror, which reflects projectiles with thrice the power and speed. This can be undone safely by pushing any button, but after that it takes 5 seconds to do it again. The move can be cancelled by hitting Hercules (no knockback and half damage to Hercules before he takes out his mirror), or by smashing his gay friend after Hercules says the above line. His gay friend won't appear until 30 seconds have passed, and Hercules's defense is lost during that time.

Final Smash- Ok Charge!
Hercules rides a boar, which won't stop until it hits something, such as a wall or another opponent. Should the boar hit an opponent, it does 20%-120% to him/her, depending on how far the boar was.

KO
KO 1:Aaaahh!!

KO 2:Ooaah!

Star KO:UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Screen KO:aah

Taunts
Down Taunt- (Showing his Muscle)

Side Taunt- (Raving his victory)

Up Taunt- "You don't mind,do you?"

Victories
Victory 1:Raving his victory

Victory 2:Raving his victory while he's in the horse ride

Victory 3:"Haa...lets go home" then leaves

Lose:Whaats happening to mee

Normal

 * Neutral attack -
 * Dash attack -
 * Forward tilt - Swings his sword then falls.
 * Up tilt - Thrusts his sword upwards then falls.
 * Down tilt -

Smash

 * Forward smash - Best Hercules throws a spear. This move has a ridiculous start up time.
 * Up smash - Best Hercules holds a rope with two men trying to pull it. BH then swings it down, causing the men to fly upwards and hitting anyone.
 * Down smash -

Other

 * Ledge attack -
 * 100% ledge attack -
 * Floor attack -
 * Trip attack -

Aerial attacks

 * Neutral aerial -
 * Forward aerial -
 * Back aerial -
 * Up aerial -
 * Down aerial -

Grabs and throws

 * Grab - Grabs with left hand. Has a large amount of ending lag if it misses.
 * Pummel - Punches with other hand. A slow pummel.
 * Forward throw -
 * Back throw -
 * Up throw - Impales enemy on pike, then throws it up with his strength. Deals 12% damage with good knockback, but he deals himself 2% damage from the exertion.
 * Down throw -

Snake Codec
Snake:Otacon,this guy doesn't look like Hercules...Tell me what you know about him.

Otacon:I...Really don't have the time right now...

Snake:Ugh! Think Otacon!

Otacon:Well um...

Snake:What are you some kind of retard?

Otacon:...Noo teasing!Aaaaarrgh!Aaaaaaaarrgh!!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrgh!!!

Snake:...Are you crying? You're the one good looking caller.

Otacon:...I am?

Snake:Yes.

Otacon:Well, i do read...Thank you Snake, i feel better now!

Character Description
There would be a description here, but it... really doesn't have the time right now. This character is an odd version of Hercules from a "so bad, it's good" animated Hercules film. (All parts are found here.)

Role In The Subspace Emissary
I don't have a time right now

Trivia
I...really don't have the time right now