User blog:TheStarman/I'm in really serious danger.

Hey guys, it's me, Jimmy. I have really disturbing news, I don't know how to say this, but I'm gonna try. You've may have read Oswald Obbler's blog. Anyways, Oswald Obbler is just a character I created, he came out of my imagination, somehow after last night, Obbler became real, he somehow manged to get into our reality, and he's real. And I know that because he's holding a gun to my head right now, and that gun is filled with ketchup, I'm not sure why, I tried telling him "why did you fill a gun with ketchup?", and he won't answer me, he's right now literally just standing here, with ketchup dripping at the end of the gun, honestly it's not threatening, it looks kinda delicious, he's just staring at me, he will not speak, I tried making him speak, but he won't do it, he's just shaking his head. I'm terrified for my life, I mean not really, it's just ketchup (unless it's poison ketchup, but I'm gonna be fine), but Oswald said he was gonna MURDER me, if....no sexy ladies into his grandma's basement right now. So, I mean, if anyone wants to help me out, I'm just sitting here, with a drippy ketchup gun to my head. The message I'm trying to say is that Obbler's real and he's stupid than ever.