Old Gregg

Neutral B - Watercolors
Old Gregg gets out a blank canvas and holds it out in front of him like it's a shield. Any projectiles that hit the canvas are absorbed by it. Holding B and moving the analog stick up and down steers the canvas in any angle. If a projectile already splashed on the canvas hits the canvas, it is reflected (Ex: the first bullet Scanty shoots from her double gold lacytanga is absorbed by the canvas while the second bullet is shot back at her. If the canvas is melee-attacked, it reverts back to a blank slate.

Side B - The Funk
Old Gregg holds out the box containing the funk like Bill Nye holds out his Nye-A celll battery. Pressing A while the box is out milks one of the funk's tits. Pressing A again makes you drink a funk shake. At first, the drinker flops down on the ground, but then arises with x3 normal stats! That lasts for 60 seconds. In tag-team mode, your buddies can have funk shakes, too! You'll have to wait a while before you can have another funk shake, though.

Up B - Fishing
Papa Moon appears in his boat and reels in Old Gregg. This only gives 1% damage per use since...it's a hook! The recoveryy can be cancelled if someone attacks either Howard or the line.

Down B - Bailey's from a Shoe
The creamy irish beer heals 75% damage dealt to Old Gregg. After drinking, the shoe can be thrown at someone, dealing minor knockback. You can only drink once per stock, so any attempts of reuse and you'll just throw an old empty shoe.

Final Smash - Mangina Flash
He flashes his feminine genatalia at an opponent and says what it is. After that, he shouts his name and shoves the opponent off.

KOSFX
KOSFX1: "Motherlicker!"

KOSFX2: "Come on!"

Star KOSFX: "I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEEGG!" *echoes*

Screen KOSFX: "See--"

Taunts
Up: "I'm Old Gregg."

Sd: "Do you love me?"

Dn: "Ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?"

Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. "I'm Old Gregg! I got a mangina!"

2. (vs. foxy opponents) "I ask that I take your hand in marriage."

3. "Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?"

Failure/Clap: Diving back in

Other Attacks
TBA

Extras
TBA

Classic Mode
TBA

Snake Codec
TBA

Role in SSE
Old Gregg meets up with Anime SpongeBob as he takes his boating exam (yet again).

Trivia

 * Old Gregg first appeared in an episode of The Mighty Boosh, which was originally on BBC3.
 * This is a moveset the creator (John.mitchell.9210256) thought was nothing turned into something and he is proud of it.
 * The creator heard of this from his possible stepfather when he was 9 since he constantly said "I'm Old Gregg!". At first, he thought it was OId Craig.
 * Old Gregg and Best Columbus have both been out at sea before, technically.