User blog:Collaterale1/Lawloween - Episode 1

Hey guys, this is Collaterale1, and welcome to the first episode of my new series, Lawloween. This series is about movies, comics, cartoons, and novels that has anything to do with horror. From the classics to the golden age to the mordern era of scary and spooky things you see. So let's get start shall we?.



Well Halloween is coming this month, so i will review this...........0_0.............ooooooooooooh, god. *This song plays*

Prepare, for the unholy madness, Stocking Rose, Skapokon, and Jacob already watched this satanic pilot, more disgusting than Brickleberry, has more satanic culture, more mature than Seth McFarlane's cartoons, and more violence than any other shows i seen, and now............this october............i presenting you...................the most..................terrifing thing you will ever seen.....................is about a satanic dog who loves to kill people..................and his name is.....................................Mr. Pickleeeeeeeeeeees!!!. 

Yes everyone, this is when Adult Swim made the worst idea to make a pilot called Good Boy. Mr. Pickles, is not a typical average dog, but a dog that CAME FROM HELL!!! *Coughs* Sorry. Anyway, the pilot begins with the couple talking each other in the picnic, well it seems normal BUT, apparently the jock wants his girlfriend to sleep with him after a few days of, get this........Abortion. Yeah, that's the A word that will NEVER be pronnouned forever. While thhe jock is drinking Beeroids (Yeah get it? A beer that has steroid powers? hahaha), Mr. Pickles shows up and bites the jock in the stomach, ripping off, then Tom Turkery (The protagonist of the pilot) calls him to go back home, which begins the most cruelest opening i seen on my entire life, after that opening is done, we cut to the most creepiest family i seen, why you might ask? Those fucking smiles, enouch about that, the dad is so upest that the Strip Club is made and kids uses microwaves instead of fishing (Say WHAAAAAAAAT?). Tom wanted to learn but his dad had to work as a telemarketer (While Mr. Pickles lifts up the wife's dress) and something about a Donkey Bird, yeesh. Then the grandpa shows up and tells the family that the dog is evil, who saw him last night, making a demonic symbol, murders a stripper, dance on a stage, and heards back to his room, he also saw him sniffing gas while watching porn magazine. At the town we saw a bear picking up the Beeroid, a gang of bikers? a pope with a bunch of tattoos, two rednecks with long teeth hanging out of their upper lip and sounds like Spongebob and Patrick doing smoke weed everyday. They also met a old man and asks Tom watch 2 Pitbulls while going on a Strip Club. which makes Mr. Pickles taking with a demonic voice to scared, three pitbulls? Most likely a animation error possibly. Tom and Mr. Pickles decided to go the great outdoors, which they met a tribe of fat people, who Tom wants to join but not Mr. Pickles. I'm not gonna talk to the scene to Tom's Dad, his ugly-looking boss, a fat man-eating mayonese, and a bunch of random people at work. Tom and the others goes to the trip, while the fat blonde man makes fun of him because of his legs. After a short scene of the grandpa finding a leg of a stripper, Linda, a monster-like disgusting human, asks Tom's mom to buy a old brushtooth, but Tom's mom refuses to buy it, but Linda asks her to change her mind. The grandpa phones the sceriff in the strip club for no reason, to find Mr. Pickle is evil. Tom and the other arrived to the great outdoors. While the teacher eating a hot dog, drinking flappe, and watching a Alien rip-off with a mexican alien, Tom asks him to wants to go finishing, but the teacher (Eating a half of the hot dog) decided to go crapping in the bathroom. Meanwhile, the sceriff talks with Tom's mom while watching her breasts for some fucking reason. Mr. Pickles kills the teacher, Tom and the others finds his dead body in the bathroom and runs away screaming. The grandpa takes the sceriff to the farm where he found the stripper's leg, but its gone, however, there's the sing of blood, so the both of them are going after it. Tom and the others, lost in the forest, the fat blond jerk makes funs of Tom again, only to find out that he was attacked by a bear in Steroids. So Mr. Pickles uses his demonic voice to scare him, but he rips the blond fat jerk's face and falls into the cliff. While Mr. Pickles doing sexual thing to the Steroid bear, we see Mr. Dad rides on the air balloon with the logo of Beeroids, but the hot air balloon was shot by the rednecks, only to find out that he got his leg hurt. So Mr. Pickles decided to find the doctor, but instead, he finds a monster inside in the cave, but first he kills the blonde jerk with a ripped face by throwing him a rock into his face (M. Bison: Of course!). Tom's dad asks his son to go fishing, which makes him happy, the dad finds a can of Beeroids and empties the can into the waters, which makes the fish steroids, but the dad saves his son from the rednecks, and the sceriff comes and crushes the fish on steroids. Tom saw Mr. Pickles barking and everyone goes in the cave, only to find that the Donkey Bird is responsable for taking the stripper's leg, so the sceriff orders the rednecks to shot him in the head. After that scene with a newspaper boy and the old guy talking that where's his dogs. Everything is back to normal, but the grandpa finds out inside Mr. Pickles' home is actually Hell, so the grandpa wants to talk his family, but he got slipped by a drink, and the family thinks he's drunking and weatches porn. The grandpa tries to tell the truth, but Mr. Pickles locked him in the tree, and makes a demonic symbol with the face of the dead girl and ends by making a photo to the grandpa. So that's the pilot episode of this show, now the series begins in september 21 on Adult Swim, so you can watch the series in the channel, or watch on Youtube since it has its own account uploading the episodes that aired. So this series is actually getting some positive reviews, but still is hell as *a ringing door is heard* who is it? *opens the door, only to find out that is Mr. Pickles* Now if you excuse me, i'll take out this demonic dog and i'll see you in the next episode, bye. *the screen fades out to black while John and Mr. Pickles having a fight to the death*.

See you in the next episode, horror fans.