Talk:Red/@comment-16659554-20140222000408

Red is the lamb as led by our lord and saviour, the Helix Fossil. The Helix Fossil has chosen Bird Jesus as its prophet. Also under the Helix Fossil's name are the unfortunately departed Abbi and Jay Leno. We shall never forget. Dux acts as the slayers of the trees, obstacles in the path of spreading the great Helix's lessons. The unholy maze of Rocket and the ledge of lore act the same; obstacles that have been conquered. As we wait for Lapras, we regret the acts that resulted from the false prophet Flareon, sent to us by the unholy Dome Fossil, counterpart of our exalted Helix Fossil. Despite Flareon's misguidance, we shall thank the Keeper Drowzee for preventing the false prophet's escape. Now we war over the anarchy of the Helix's teachings or the democracy of the Dome's lies. We wait warmly to progress. All hail the Helix Fossil.