User blog:CrisisTyphlosion/Top Ten Epic Rap Battles of History

Seeing as how my last blog was a fan made ERB, I couldn't let this opportunity slide.


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TOP TEN EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!

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Dr. Seuss VS William Shakespeare
Honestly, seeing as how I grew up on Dr. Seuss, this was just a joy to watch. Between The Cat in the Hat and Shakespeare's second verse, this was one of the few ERBs I consider a tie.

Doc Brown VS Doctor Who
I just LOVE Doctor Who, so, like #10, this was AWESOME! My only problem is that he went from 10th to 4th, but otherwise, Dr. Who wins this one.

Blackbeard VS Al Capone
This, THIS, was total ownage! No other words could describe it. Honestly, Blackbeard wins, hands down!

Albert Einstein VS Stephen Hawking
Why not? Anyway, this is the only other Season 1 ERB on this list, but it's SO WORTH IT! If anything, Einstein is the winner of this scientific smackdown!

Martin Luther King Jr. VS Gandhi
A rap battle between pacifists? Best. Idea. Ever. Honestly, as much as I respect MLK, I've got to give this one to Gandhi.

Bruce Lee VS Clint Eastwood
These two are a couple of media's best fighters, so a rap battle isn't much of a stretch. Clint's got this one down. He had since he began!

The Mario Brothers VS The Wright Brothers
Wow. Who wouldn't put the only [official] video game ERB on here? So awesome! In fact, this is another rare case of a TIE!

Joan of Arc VS Miley Cyrus
And now, the only other S3 battle! Regardless, this battle is on the top 3 for a reason, and I rewatch it in a high amount! BTW, I think we all agree Joan pwned Miley 100%!

Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates
Apple VS PC! *insert WRYYYYYYY joke here* OK, I think it's safe to say we all know Steve beat Bill to a PULP!

Frank Sinatra VS Freddie Mercury
The beat, the lyrics, EVERYTHING about this make it the BEST ERB EVER! I'm sorry, but I'm a GIGANTIC fan of Queen, and this made me squee with joy the NANOSECOND I saw the thumbnail! I'll say this much, it has got to be the greatest love letter to Queen and the hands-down, no questions asked, winner, FREDDIE MERCURY!!!!!!!!!

In conclusion:
Those are my top ten favorite Epic Rap Battles of History! Now, for those of you (all of you) who are wondering about the Hitler VS Vader trilogy, I like it, it's awesome, but it's a tad overrated. I put it at Number 11 as an honorable mention. See ya later, 'cause this is NeoLordKefka, signing out!