Otis

Entrance: Here Comes Trou-ble
Otis rides in a car with those gay cow mfkrs. They then drop him off.

Neutral B: Golfin'
Otis gets a golf club that's either metal, wood, or the normal one (push b to cycle through). He then hits a golf ball at the opponents, either straight or an upward angle. The knockback/damage output the opponent receives and speed of the ball is dependent on the club you choose (metal being the strongest and the normal club being the least good). Also, if you're close enough to the opponent, you can grab and hit them instead of the ball (again, dependent on the club you choose). It's worth noting that the stronger the club is, the more end lag you're going to have.

Side B: Cowapault
You appear on the cowapault from Slop Bucket Games for the DS (great game btw). The longer you hold, the farther you'll go. You'll actually fly a little horizontally (but not too much).

Up B: Lasso cow
Otis will use a lasso to recover vertically. If you do it at the bottom of a platform, you'll swing like Indiana Jones.

Down B: That's called lawler tipping!
Otis will scoop down and trip the opponents (it's also a reflector). This is a good tool in the neutral. If you do it to the opponents in the air, it'll throw them in the air.

Final Smash: Bionic Bovine
Otis turns into bionic bovine. His A moves are a lot stronger now, and you can shoot guns for udders (I wanna die too)

KO Sounds
1: OW!

2:Milk me!

star KO: Faallliiiiiinnnngg!!!!

Taunts
Up: It's milkin' time filth bag!

Side: SWING!

Down: p e r h a p s

Victory/losing poses
1: Oooohhh!!! That's what I'm talking about! Sweet Mama!!

2:*cheers with the rest of the gang

3:Woo Hoo!!

Losing option: Just sits there, depressed

Normals (so far)
jab: does a jab

side tilt: does a basic punch

f smash: spits out apple hard (doesn't go very far though)

Grab/throws (so far)
grab: grabs them by the neck

pummel: punches them

down throw: throws them on a downwards angle.