User blog:Aranryanchampion/Where my family has been the last couple of weeks...

All of you are probably wondering why I have not written for this long. That is mostly because I do not want to pollute this Wikipedia with my blog posts, like what I did with "Making the Crossover wiki". I just wanted to tell you all that in case you did not know or if you forgot.

Anyways, some of you may know that my daughter's version of Lawl was going to start last weekend. But it did not, why? Because last Saturday, she received a letter from a Ponyville's magic school. It is not as big and not as luxury as Celestia's school for gifted unicorns, but it is still an honor to have my little girl to study there. Now her studies in that school has completely taken over all of her time, so we did not have anytime to make her Lawl game. But she was also forced to cancel her Pokémon career (which really hurt her, when she had to do it) and even her classes in the regular school in Ponyville. Don't worry though, she will learn everything about language, mathematics and all that other stuff as well. But that is not all, she has also become a really good friend with Sweetie Belle and Dinky Doo.

During this time, my beautiful wife(Lyra Heartstrings) has created a small club where she and some recolors of her(Amethyst Star, Diamond Mint, Lemony Gem and Minuette) help other ponies who need help. Some of them work at the school where Harmonica is now studying as well. Sometimes I get to visit them and both Lyra and I have to be on guard, because some of the recolors are trying to win me over by flirting with me. Especially Diamond Mint, who even tried to camouflage herself as Lyra so she could spend a whole night with me and succeeded. Yes, it felt strange but thankfully that did damage my relationship with Lyra.

Now let's talk about myself. I actually have a job now as a delivery pony. Similar to the job Derpy has, but slightly bigger and ground-based only. I deliver all types of packages around Ponyville, everything from scrolls to really big packages that might contain other ponies. Yes, there was a time where I delivered a package like this to Twilight Sparkle for her birthday and it turned out that Shining Armor was in it. That did not end well, since she and I had a huge debate about if Discord was actually right when he said that Twilight did not really care so much about her friends as long as they did exactly what she wanted. I tried to calm her down by saying that she at least is very intelligent and a very kind individual if she wants to be, unlike her personality-less brother. He heard that and even though he is pretty much Stu, he became offended and if ended in a huge fight that got both of us injured. So there went that friendship, however my friendship with Fluttershy has never been better. Both of us can forgive each other for our mistakes and have fun as friends. But I have to be on my guard, since a certain Draconequss is still angry at me. But hopefully he will understand that there is a difference between treating Fluttershy with respect and trying to flirting with her. Yes, I would be lying if I said that she was not beautiful, but you know who else is beautiful? Lyra, of course!

I don't want this blog to be too long, but to summarize:
 * 1) Harmonica has given up her Lawl project and her Pokémon to study at Ponyville's magic school.
 * 2) Sawsbuck and her other Pokémon are now living and helping Fluttershy with her shores and keeping Discord in check.
 * 3) Lyra has received a job as a personal assistant for Princess Erroria.
 * 4) Bon Bon and I are working buddies at the Ponyville post office.
 * 5) Vinyl Scratch is still stalking me and trying to make me love her as a wife, instead of just respecting her as a fellow pony.

There is probably more I can talk about, but if you have questions. Then tell me in he comments and I will answer them as soon as I get time for it.

Thank you for reading this really long blog post and have a nice day everypony!

By the way, here are the rule 63 version's of Lyra, Bon Bon, Harmonica and myself standing togheter as a happy family: