Best Columbus

Neutral B - The World is-a Flat!
Columbus will say that the world is flat and then punch down with his fist. In the air, it's a semi-effective meteor smash. You are vulnerable while Christopher blabs, so watch out!

Side B - TORO! TORO!
Columbus holds out his ship's sail like a red cape in a bullfight. From behind the cape, the Swarm Lord will charge forth. Like Nicolas Cage's bees, this can do constant damage to anyone, so watch out.

Up B - Hangman
Columbus will be yanked up by a noose and dealt constant damage the longer he tries to get out of the noose. Pressing A makes him actually get out of it.

Down B - PENISCOPE!?
From his pointless dream sequence, Columbus cups his hands around his johnson and out comes a spyglass. The closer you are to the spyglass groin, the further back you are knocked (don't go any deeper into the pool of thought, there).

Final Smash - I Got An Idea!
Columbus will sing the tale of a sea serpent that ate up a crew on a mission. The boater is the nearest opponent. If all of them are equally near, the choice is as random as Columbus pulling a spyglass out of his male genitalia. The serpent eating someone results in an instant KO.

KOSFX
KOSFX1: "Bop-flop-nana!"

KOSFX2: "Time for beddy-bye!"

Star KOSFX: "I can't be falling, I'm Christopher Columbus!"

Screen KOSFX: "Yeow!"

Taunts
Up: "And now, Mr. Puppet, will you get the gold?"

Sd: "You ticklish or what?"

Dn: "You sure are ugly."

Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. "Si, bellisimo!"

2. "We did it, Pico! We found the new world!"

3. (vs. creepypasta characters, mostly) "Good night! Time for beddy-bye!"

Failure/Clap: Hangman

Other Attacks
TBA

Snake Codec
TBA

Classic Mode
TBA

Role in SSE
TBA

Trivia

 * This moveset was one of the first movesets John.mitchell.9210256 felt like distributing.
 * He's a lot better than Bubsy.