User blog:Brittonbubba/NO CHARACTER CAN BETRAY DA LAW.

This is Newton's Namco's Law.

Any man can age infinately.

However, once ladies go past their ripe, 'old' age of the 30's, they must: ​THIS LAW IS INDEFINATE. IT CANNOT BE BROKEN.
 * Make a baby replacement.
 * Get kidnapped.
 * Stop aging through science.
 * Stop aging through magic.
 * Stop aging through bullshit.
 * Miss the bus. Repeatedly.