8-Bit Theater is a Lawl Orbit Fighter
"The Hell is This Nitty Gritty Crap?"
Intro:
Black Mage Throws Fighter McWarrior Off The Stage
Idle Animation:
Black Mage Stares At The Screen, Then Goes Crosseyed
Notable Palette Swaps:
Red (Red Mage/More Evil-er form)
Orange (Fighter McWarrior)
Brown Robe With Blue Hat (Thief)
Walk Animation:
A Basic Walk Of A Robe Wearing Psychopath
Run Animation:
A Basic Run Of A Robe Wearing Psychopath
Dizzy Animation:
Black Mage's Eyes Move Sporadically
Edge Grab:
Basic Ledge Grab
Basic Attacks:
A,A,A: Slap, Slap, Punch
Forward+A: A Basic Magical Punch
Down+A: Black Mage Yells "INNA NERTS!" And Kicks Ahead
Up+A: Black Mage Stabs The Air With a Knife
Dash+A: Black Mage Falls Like a Fucking Idiot
Air+A: A Magic Circle Surrounds Black Mage
Air Forward+A: A Magic Claw Swipes In Front Of Black Mage
Air Back + A: A Basic Knife Swipe
Air Up+A: Black Mage Stabs The Air, In The Air This Time
Air Down+A: Black Mage Throws a Picture of Another Light Warrior and Stomps on it
Edge Attack: Black Mage Stabs Forward
Smash Moves:
Up: A Magic Blast Up
Side: A Magic Hand Bitch Slaps Forward
Down: Black Mage Narrowly Dodges a Hammer Striking at Him
Grabs:
Neutral: Basic Grab, Just With 200% More Murderous Intensions
Pummel: Stabbing, Like, A LOT of Stabbing
Forward Throw: Black Mage Does a Magic Punch
Down Throw: Black Mage Puts The Opponent On The Gound and A Meteo Hits Them
Back Throw: Black Mage Puts A Bomb Down, It Explodes Throwing The Foe Away
Up Throw: SHORYUKEN!
Special Moves:
B: Chargable: No Charge is Electric Death, Charged Is Bolt 3
B + Forwards: A Stone Version of Fighter McWarrior Is Sent Down In Front Of Evilwizardington
B + Up: A Basic Teleport
B + Down: Black Mage Uses Hypno Vision, Stunning The Motherfuckers That Got Hit
Final Smash:
Rewrite Reality To My Whims:
Black Mage Swaps Everyone's % Around To Make Them Bigger For Opponents And Smaller For Himself
(Ex. If Black Mage Has 50% and His Foe Has 25%, Black Mage Will Give Himself 20% And His Foe 55%)
Other
Taunts:
1: Black Mage Sees The Evil and More Evil Angels
2: Black Mage Changes Into A Different Look Before Turning Back
3: Black Mage Yells "HADOUKEN!" Only To Have A Magic Poof (Deals 1%)
Winposes:
1: Black Mage Walks Away
2: Black Mage Punches A Fellow
3: I Have To Idea How To Describe This...
Icon:
The 8-Bit Theater Book 1 Cover
Victory Music: You Just Got PWND! F T W!
Kirby Hat: Black Mage's Hat and a Blue Robe
When Chosen: "I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass!"
Stage: The A-Hole
Related Music:
Throne Of Darkness (Remixed to Sound Dumber)
Credits Music:
Role in Subspace Emissary
Black Mage Appears As an Antagonist, Turning 3 People into a Trophy
Victims
Geolyte: As Geolyte Was Celebrating After Destroying Black Mage's Trophy Gun, Black Mage Pulled A Second One Out and Turned Geolyte Into a Trophy
Super Mario Maker: Black Mage Hid in a Bush (Surrounded By Trophies Of Wildlife) For 12 Hours, Until He Sees SMM and Pink Slime, Trigger Happy Shoooting Ensues, Shooting SMM
Pink Slime: After Chasing Pink Slime For The Whole of Chapter 6, He Finally Caught up and Shot The Pink Slime... After It Already Got Into The Core Of Neo Bowser's Castle
Oh And By The Way
This Was Not Edited By Black Mage At All
~Not Black Mage