Abridged Tristan Tailor
"My voice gives me super strength."
"My voice gives me super strength."
Universe YouTube
Debut Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
Appears in Smash Bros Lawl United
Friends Ed
Patrick Star
Irate Gamer
Derpy Hooves
Barney(Did his Voice for episode 2)
Abridged Nappa
Jaden Yuki
Monkey D. Luffy
Zack and Cody(Imaginary Friends)
Abridged Kaiba(Supposed "friend," although he would say differently)
Abridged Téa Gardner
Abridged Serenity(Love Interest)
Enemies Abridged Marik
Yami Marik
Miss Power
Maximillian Pegasus
Abridged Yamcha
The Darkness
Lawl Team Team United


This looks like a job for Ineffectual Minor Character Man!

Tristan jumps down to the feald saying that line

Special Attacks

Neutral B - Millennium Frisbee

Tristan tosses the Millenium Frisbee like the Metal Blade, only this hits multiple times, does added damage based on the darkness of the player, and you can throw it up, down, or forward after it's fully charged. When it lands on the ground it can't be picked up again.

Side B - Failed Fanservice

Tristan gets out an ax and then swings it, leading to an explosion. While this is powerful, it has a lot of lag as well as being capable of slowing you down. The ax does knockback, but with minimal damage whereas the explosion has more power and lasts longer. Sadly there's a chance you'll get stuck for 2 seconds depending on the stage or what items are on the field. This has nothing to do with the horniness ranking, hence the name of this move.

Up B - Tristan's Grappling Hook

Tristan uses his grappling hook. This is pretty basic.

Down B - My Voice Gives Me Super Strength!!!

Tristan says this and then he gets a double-up in attack power, strength, and damage in his moves. This is once-a-stock deal, and it lasts you 15 seconds. Try again, and you'll be tripping, which does damage to yourself. He's also heavier when he says this, so don't use it over the edge of a stage.

Final Smash - Mass Extinction Event

Tristan jumps into the air. After a cutscene, he rides a dinosaur that doesn't stop, but deals massive damage. Also, phear da infinite jumps. This lasts 15 seconds. After those 15 seconds, Tristan either meteor smashes an opponent or throws the dinosaur.



KOSFX2: "Falling!!"

Star KOSFX: "I'm falling!"

Screen KOSFX: "Oh the humanity!"


Up: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."

Sd: "In another few hours, the sun will rise."


Victory Options+Failure/Clap

1. "It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs, It was Tristan 'Timothy' Taylor."

2. "From the moment I was born, my parents always knew I was going to be special, that I was destined for greatness."

3. "I'm bored again." *walks off*

4. (vs. characters from England.) "Stop being so British!!!"

5. (vs. Abridged Kaiba) "Kaiba, you're a jerk."

6. (vs. Abridged Marik) "There goes a man with a very sexy midriff."

7. (vs. creepypasta, horror movie, and other creepy characters) "That didn't scare me even though I just **** My Pants.

Failure/Clap: Robot monkey

Standard Attacks

  • Neutral Jabs - Says,"My voice does Kung Fu," and does several Kung-fu kicks and punches.
  • Dash Attack -


  • Side - Pulls out a giant gun that can be aimed slightly up or down.
  • Up-  Starts to say something and then an explosion happens around him that somehow only damages opponents.
  • Down -

Tilt Attacks

  • Side-  Hit with a stick
  • Up - He Punches Upward
  • Down - ???

Aerial Attacks

  • N-Air -
  • F-Air -
  • B-Air -
  • U-Air -
  • D-Air -


  • Grab - Grabs opponent with both arms
  • Pummel -
  • Forward -
  • Back -
  • Up -
  • Down - Holds an opponent by the shirt collar, and says "WAKE UP, WHY AREN'T YOU WAKING UP? MABLE PUNCHING HIM WILL HELP!," Then he punches upward.


  • Ledge attack -
  • Ground Attack -
  • Trip Attack -

CGR Review


Character Description


Classic Mode



Pawlette Swaps


Victory Theme

Kawaita Sakebi





Smash Bros Lawl United Abriged Tristian Charater Moveset

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