Jay & Silent Bob
Sblg jay & silent bob
"Snooch to the nooch!"
Universe View Askew
Debut Clerks
Appears in Smash Bros. Lawl Galaxy
Friends Panty & Stocking
Bill & Ted
Old Gregg
Sans & Papyrus
Drake & Josh
Enemies Scanty & Kneesocks
Hopeless SpongeBob
Any other demonic hellspawn
The Darkness
Lawl Team Unknown


OMG! It's Jay & Silent Bob

Jay and Silent Bob walk to the battlefield as their animated counterparts as a little girl says "Oh my god! It's Jay and Silent Bob!", then they become live action.

Special Attacks

Neutral B - Quarter Stick of Dynamite

Jay gets out a quarter stick of dynamite. This can be used at the start as a standard throwing item with Jay usually throwing it in an arc like a Best Arrow. However, while Jay has it out, just press B again to have Silent Bob light up the fuse with his cigarette. Now, you get 10 seconds to throw the dynamite at an opponent. Just press B yet again, and Jay starts off with swinging it forth with a bat. It blows up on contact with an opponent, or two seconds after hitting the ground. Only one stick of dynamite on screen at a time, though.

Side B - Holy Fuckin' Bible

Silent Bob gets out a Bible and Jay recites a verse from it. Now, the religious druggys gain an advantage for 9-16 seconds that also allows for healing over time as well as twice as much speed and attack power. And thanks to the power of Christ on their side, negative status effects and possession don't affect the two. In place of this during the boost, the duo can do a magic trick that not only makes items close up vanish, but also deflects weak projectiles. Jay is left vulnerable to projectiles while he recites the verse, so may God bless you with caution doing this move.

Up B - Blunt Grappler

Silent Bob shoots a grappling hook in the direction chosen with the analog stick. If it hits a thin platform, lunch box will swing forth, crashing into opponents with the impact dealt depending on the velocity. After the swing, he teleports back to Jay instantly. If the hook hits a thick platform, the duo reel themselves to the edge of it. You can aim it on land, but it only shoots upward while in the air. You're also able to snag items with this.

Down B - We Smoke the Blunts

Jay and Silent Bob smoke some weed, leading to a 15-second high. During this high, they can damage those in front of them as they move, and their attacks have more of a burn effect. They also have slower falling speed. You only get to be high thrice per stock. After those highs, you are still able to get out a joint, but now it's a throwing item that does slash damage and returns to you like a boomerang. They can disarm opponents, and only two can be thrown at a time.

Final Smash - Godly Visit

God appears before Jay and Silent Bob. Metatron tells them to cover their ears, and they comply. Anyone within a 5-Stage Builder-block distance will be insta-KO'd by the true voice of God, usually leaving behind bloody remains of the opponent's head that make for an obvious slip trap. Anyone outside of that is left dizzy by the loudness of Her voice. If this is in a team-oriented stamina/stock match, may She heal the teammate that hath been deceased in the heart of war in full or give them back a stock like El Fua's somehow able to do.


KOSFX1: Jay: "Justiiiiice!"

KOSFX2: Jay: "Wh-hey!"

Star KOSFX: *screams*

Screen KOSFX: Jay: "What!?"


Up: Jay: "Snooch to the nooch!"

Sd: Both: *air guitar*

Dn: Silent Bob: "Do or do not. There is no try."

Victory Options+Failure/Clap

1. Jay: "Come, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod! Snootchy boochies." *laughs*

2. Silent Bob: "Adventure, excitement...a Jedi craves not these things."

3. Both: *laugh*

Failure/Clap: Usual business

Standard Attacks


Snake Codec


Character Description


Classic Mode



Pawlette Swaps


Victory Theme

Clerks The Animated Series - Credits Theme


New Jersey - QuickStop


Blunt & Bible


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