|Debut||The Adventures of StevenStar777|
|Appears in||Smash Bros. Lawl Galaxy|
|Friends||Oswald Obbler (fiancé)|
Bubbyparker (cheating Oswald with him)
Chris Chan (father)
Sonichu (biological brother)
Ebony Watson (daugther)
TheDrkSiren (possible sista)
|Lawl Team||Team Galaxy
ILAR is tossed onto the battlefield, taking damage already.
Neutral B - CapsLock
ILAR shouts at the opponent in an autotuned voice. The startup has no autotune, but when the autotune does sound, it only deals 1% to the opponent he's ranting at (with as much flinching dealt as an attack to a Metal Box equipped chap) while hurting himself in the process. Charge this move up all you want. You're still going to get the same results, just slowed down for more damage to himself and wind so powerful that he is pushed back by his own ranting. To skip to see how much total damage he'd be left with, just hit him.
Side B - Mess Up Things
ILAR gets on his laptop and tries to mess up a random opponent. This move barely succeeds whatsoever. Most of the time, he could just attempt to ruin someone when he suddenly just gets hacked or even hit. Hacking stuns him for 3 minutes while he is dealt 100% damage when hit during the process. On the offchance he does succeed (1 in 9,000, BTW), he, ironically messes himself up, limiting himself to special attacks from the character he was trying to fuck up, only they are ALL the more sucktastic as if IG's Plagiarism went the extra mile. This lasts him 2 stocks.
Up B - Ebony's Hammer Leap
ILAR summons his abomination to recover. And by "to recover," I mean only Ebony really recovers. On land, Ebony just does a leap forward with her mother's Piko Piko Hammer out. The hammer bit does 9-1% damage and basically works more as if it were a standard attack. You may think, "Hmm, maybe she helps him recover in the air?" Well, no. She footstools him, making this the total opposite of a recovery move. And if you think you can play as Ebony, don't even bother. She'll just commit suicide, leaving ILAR to start off with 300% damage.
Down B - THE TRUTH
ILAR logs out of his account and becomes Stocking Rose.
Neutral B - Quick Poll
ILASR conducts a poll involving the matter of a certain incident. Anyone who hits it causes a random vote to be added. It doesn't matter what the incident is because his nonsensical Engrish makes it impossible for him to be understood whatsoever. Due to this, the polls are able to be broken, causing the majority of votes to take effect, which do harm to ILASR on either side this crap-coated coin we dare bring up here. If the poll isn't broken, he turns into...Stockingtrap. Through this, a spring unlatches. Afterward, a spring goes off, piercing himself hard as he feels the need to rant, thus doing it in the voice of SammyClassicSonicFan, only just as autotuned as before and actually acting as a projectile, but it only does 1% damage and causes those who get hit to go into laughter. The second spring goes off and ILASR suddenly goes out of breath for no given reason whatsoever. On spring #3, he asks why there need to be so many sequels, inexplicably, and begins coughing up blood, doubling up the damage for the grand finale. On the fourth and last spring, he'd continue the rant, but is choked up with a lot of blood. He still manages to try to keep it up, leaving him still immobile, but also still taking damage. At the end of it all, he just respawns with a stock granted to those who were hit by his rant shockwave. And now, his attacks will become weaker. X)
Side B - What's Next
ILASR summons one of his army of Garterbelters to fight his fights for him. And please note that these are the characters he made out of spite. Jelly Kid will show his "bad-ass animal instinct" by making bread and tossing it to the opponent, leeching health from his summoner. Kitty will "make WageGannon6 deal with it" by firing her blaster at opponents, which does as much as that of Fox's. Don't taunt while she's out, or she shoots ILASR himself. This also goes for teammates, even though THEY won't be the ones getting shot. PaRappa "wants to tests the competition" by causing ILASR to remain frozen. One move from the analog stick and he manages to attack...in his own way. What's different is that if you move and press B, it'll cause him to perform a move in Collaterale1's moveset for PaRappa, causing him to get pissed. To silence him, PaRappa tells him to scram, causing him to commit suicide. If that doesn't happen, then the Chorus Boys sing altogether out of nowhere, making it work like his old fully-charged Cuss Cannon for Angry Joe. Beast Boy "changes in many ways possible" via becoming Crusade Duck Hunt. In this form, he gets out a Nintendo Zapper and pops one in ILASR's head. The orange one does regular damage while the gray one manages to leave him with a negative effect. You can do this shit as much as you like.
Up B - Steering Straight 7
ILASR is about to do something bad when Steven appears in a random area and starts to stun him into coming to a total halt. If he has to go over this shit 10 times, it no longer works, causing ILASR to just stab himself repeatedly since his lover has fled from him forever. Sometimes Steven's spawnings alone will deal damage to ILASR. And if he spawns at the edge of the stage while ILASR is trying to recover, Steven will just stab him in the scalp.
Down B - THE TRUTH
ILAR becomes himself again.
Final Smash - Wish for Calypso
Calypso from Twisted Metal makes an appearance. ILAR/ILASR goes up to him and asks to be unstoppable. Calypso takes note of this, and grants his wish. One cool lightning effect later, and the deed is done. Now, he can be KO'd in one hit by anybody and anything. And this doesn't last for one stock, it lasts for the rest of his stocks. In turn, his attacks do NOTHING to anyone, he can't pick up good items, he can't be granted any positive status effects, his grabs last for .1 nanoseconds, and no matter which form you are, you can't alter this shit.
KOSFX1: *SCSF screams*
KOSFX2: *Speedy screams*
Star KOSFX: *high-pitched* "SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
Screen KOSFX: "Nyeh!"
Up: "WORST LAWLER!!! YOU CALLED ME A WORST LAWLER!! I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU SAW MY VIDEOS FROM SPIDERMAN TO PAN!!! I CAN'T BELIVE THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN CALL ME AN GOOD LAWLER OR A SIMPLE LAWLER! OR EVEN A FUCKING BEGINER LAWLER!!"
Sd: *masturbates to the point of barfing*
Dn: *reads his GastAmy story*
1. *in Amy's voice* "Come along and we'll have a picnic there."
2. *in Nathan Ramsey's voice* "PISS OFF! GET THE FUCK OUT! YOU'RE DONE! OKAY!?"
3. *stumbles to the screen drunk, then vomits and falls over*
Nostalgia Skapokon Breakdown
- He was responsible for all fights in the Lawl community.