Old Gregg
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"Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?"
Universe Adult Swin/Cartoon Network
Debut The Mighty Boosh
Appears in Smash Bros. Lawl Galaxy
Friends Howard Moon & Vince Noir
Anime SpongeBob
Shinya Arino
Toon Luigi
Lady Gaga (partner in Project X2 Zone)
Best Columbus
Panty & Stocking
Freddie Mercury
Jay & Silent Bob
Ranma Saotome
Sandvich33 (he likes that episode)
Frollo (possibly)
Derpy Hooves
Alex Goot
Klaus Baudelaire
Edward Elric
Enemies Hopeless SpongeBob
Scanty & Kneesocks
Hentai Woody
Hentai Applejack
Rape-It Roger
The Darkness
Lawl Team Team Galaxy


Birthday Present

Old Gregg pops out of a box that looks like a birthday present, bow and all, saying "I'm Old Gregg, motherfuckers!"

Special Attacks

Neutral B - Watercolors

Old Gregg gets out a blank canvas and holds it out in front of him like it's a shield. Any projectiles that hit the canvas are absorbed by it. Holding B and moving the analog stick up and down steers the canvas in any angle. If a projectile already splashed on the canvas hits the canvas, it is reflected (Ex: the first bullet Scanty shoots from her double gold lacytanga is absorbed by the canvas while the second bullet is shot back at her. If the canvas is melee-attacked, it reverts back to a blank slate.

Side B - The Funk

Old Gregg holds out the box containing the funk like Bill Nye holds out his Nye-A cell battery. Pressing A while the box is out milks one of the funk's tits. Pressing A again makes you drink a funk shake. At first, the drinker flops down on the ground, but then arises with x3 normal stats! That effect lasts for 60 seconds. In tag-team mode, your buddies can have funk shakes, too! You'll have to wait a while before you can have another funk shake, though.

Up B - Fishing

Howard Moon appears in his boat, he'll also manage to pull off some supernatural shit by managing to stay in the boat which will float if Old Gregg's not near some terrain while using the recovery maneuver, and reels in Old Gregg. This only gives 1% damage per use to Old Gregg's a hook in his head! The recovery can be cancelled if someone attacks either Howard or the line.

Down B - Bailey's from a Shoe

Old Gregg gets out an old shoe, fills it up with Bailey's, and drinks from it. The creamy irish beer heals 75% damage dealt to Old Gregg. After drinking, the shoe can be thrown at someone, dealing minor knockback. You can only drink once per stock, so any attempts of reuse and you'll just throw an old empty shoe. If anyone hits Old Gregg while he either drinks from the shoe or pours some Bailey's into it, it will cause the Bailey's to spill, becoming a slip trap.

Final Smash - Mangina Flash

Old Gregg first points at the opponent(s) in front of him, telling them to be honest. He also assumes what they are thinking about Old Gregg, and states that they don't know him or what he has. He then adds that he wants to show them something. He then flashes his downstairs mix-up at them and says what it is. After that, he shouts his name, shooting one opponent away. The rest just go into their shieldbroken states.


KOSFX1: "Motherlicker!"

KOSFX2: "Come on!"


Screen KOSFX: "See--"


Up: "I'm Old Gregg."

Sd: "Do you love me?"

Dn: "Ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?"

Victory Options+Failure/Clap

1. "I'm Old Gregg! I got a mangina!"

2. "You ain't got the funk. You're like a breadstick. You got no rhythm."

3. "Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?"

Failure/Clap: Diving back in

Standard Attacks

Neutral Jabs: point, pull, kick

Dash Attack: Dress Trip

Smash Attacks

  • Sd: "I'm Old Gregg!"
  • Up: Flash!
  • Dn: Here's Some Watercolors!

Tilt Attacks

  • Sd: You Can Have It
  • Up: Telephone (inspired by Old Gregg calls x meme)
  • Dn: Business Card

Aerial Attacks

  • N-Air: "I'M OLD GREGG!"
  • F-Air: Bottle Stab
  • B-Air: Bottle Smash
  • U-Air: Raise Your Glass!
  • D-Air: Watercolor


  • Grab: One-Handed Grab w/ a Half-Drunken Bailey's
  • Pummel: Bailey's Bash
  • Forward: Denial Argument
  • Back: Curly Jefferson
  • Up: Bailey's Rocket
  • Down: Knocked Unconscious


  • Ledge Attack: Hair Flick
  • 100% Ledge Attack: Dance Punch
  • Ground Attack: I'll Keep It Here For You
  • Trip Attack: Leg Sweep

Snake Codec

Snake: This is Snake.

Gregg: Hey there.

Snake: Who are you?

Gregg: I'm Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you.

Snake: Why did you hack into my channel?

Gregg: Maybe I should ask you the same thing. What'cha doin' in my waters?

Snake: I'm trying to contact Colonel for info about you!

Gregg: Then how come this hook in my head, fool?

Snake: I don't know

Gregg: It's attached to your rod, mother licker!

Snake: The fuck are you talking about!?

Gregg: Easy there, fuzzy little man-peach, hm? Ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?

Snake: What?

Gregg: Want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

Snake: ... Nooooo...

Gregg: I like you.

Snake: Are you kidding me!?

Gregg: Whaddaya think of me?

Snake: I don't know.

Gregg: Make an assessment!

Snake: You're making my head hurt.

Gregg: Don't lie to me, boy!

Snake: I'm not lying! What are you, some kind of weirdo!?

Gregg: I know what'cha thinking: "Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish." You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got something to show you. *stands up and lifts his skirt, showing a bright light*


Gregg: You know what that is? That's Old Gregg vagina! I got a mangina! I'm Old Gregg!

Colonel: Snake? Snake!? Snaaaaaaake!

Character Description

Old Gregg is a transsexual scaly man-fish in a tutu with a luminescent "mangina" and a knack fr Bailey's Irish Cream who made his debut appearance in the British surrealist comedy series The Mighty Boosh. He spawned catch phrases odder than Tommy Wiseau's random ones such as "Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach", "Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?", "You ever go to a club where people wee on each other?", "I GOT A MANGINA!", and of course "I'M OLD GREGG!!!!" His catch phrases are like a sister meme to Rick James' catch phrase "I'm Rick James, bitch!" He appeared in an audio combo YouTube video known as No Country for Old Gregg, and over 150,000 people viewed it on YouTube. The meme of him has also gone a surge of popularity with Lady Gaga's song Love Games, which coincidentally shares the same title as the song that appeared in the episode, making the mashup more or less inevitable. When it premiered on Adult Swim, they promoted it as "only the greatest Mighty Boosh ever!" He was intended for the 2007 episode "Party", but he was cut out for time. There are some stills of him and Howard kissing in the stage show used.

Classic Mode


Role in SSE

Old Gregg meets up with Anime SpongeBob as he takes his boating exam (yet again).


Colors & Costumes

  • Normal: Green skin, white outfit, pink tutu (Default, Green)
  • Red skin, white outfit, pink tutu (Red)
  • Yellow skin, gold outfit, light yellow tutu (Yellow)
  • Blue skin, aquamarine outfit, white tutu (Blue)
  • Green-yellow skin, white outfit, pink tutu
  • Purple skin, lavender outfit, pink tutu
  • Orange skin, yellow-orange outfit, yellow tutu
  • Blue-green skin, gray outfit, purple tutu
  • Wedding dress

Victory Theme

Cartoon Network - Fall is Just Something that Grown-Ups Invented




Gregg's Place


  • Old Gregg first appeared in an episode of The Mighty Boosh, which was originally on BBC3.
  • The creator heard of this from his possible stepfather when he was 9 since he constantly said "I'm Old Gregg!". At first, he thought it was OId Craig.
  • Old Gregg and Best Columbus have both been out at sea before, technically.
  • Old Gregg sang a duet with Lady Gaga in a YouTube video.
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