|"Oh, puh-lease! I have no soul!"|
|Appears in||Smash Bros Lawl Galaxy|
YTPguy17's Smash Bros Lawl
|Friends||SpongeBob SquarePants (often)|
Patrick Star (often)
SpongeBob SquarePants (he doesn't hate him back)
Patrick Star (he doesn't hate him back)
|Lawl Team||Team YTPguy|
- 1 Entrance
- 2 Special Attacks
- 3 KOSFX
- 4 Taunts
- 5 Victory Options+Failure/Clap
- 6 Standard Attacks
- 7 Snake Codec
- 8 Character Description
- 9 Classic Mode
- 10 Role in SSE
- 11 Extras
- 12 Trivia
Lawl Galaxy: Presentation
Squidward appears as a theater curtain opens up, revealing himself.
Neutral B - Clarinet Practice
Squidward blows 3 notes out of his clarinet. Anyone who is hit by them will suffer from a bit of ear rape for 5 seconds, which deals constant damage. If charged, he plays a good chord that turns on the ladies. Anyone who smash-attacks Squidward up front while he plays his clarinet will lodge it down his throat. To remove it, rapidly tap R. Upon moving forth while playing it, he throws it forward, making it become a spike trap. It goes away after 5 seconds. While that spike trap's out, Squidward can't do his neutral special.
Side B - Recumbant Bicycle
Squidward gets on his method of transportation introduced in the movie. This goes faster than normal dashing speed like Madotsuki's bicycle and/or Irate Gamer's escape bike. Any attacks in the midsection of Squidward when he normally stands up zips past his head. Any objects he bumps into will make him stop his ride through the park and he becomes a living cannonball. This can be cancelled by that, crashing into walls, pressing A/B, falling off the terrain, or taking damage.
Up B - Slidewhistling
Squidward gets out a slide whistle and starts playing it. As Squidward plays the slide whistle, he goes upwards, spitting in the eye of physics like in Slide Whistle Stooges. Press A/B to cancel this, or move the analog stick down to descend slowly. On land, he can use this to push away projectiles, make live traps go against their master at mid-range, and stun anyone behind him.
Down B - Reef Blower
Squidward gets out what he mocked was an oversized hairdryer. This reduces Squidward to the same amoount of movement as Leonidas' drinking formation and Tommy Wiseau's camera recording. Press A to suck up things and B to shoot out the oldest thing sucked up/blow the opponent away. The maximum capacity of crap is 5. Press down+B to put up the reef blower. Opponents come out okay while projectiles and items disappear.
Final Smash - Red Mist
Squidward practices his clarinet and all sound is replaced with clicking as the screen fades to red. The scene repeats in a slowed-down manner while he has the same hyper-realistic eyes as he did in the lost episode and everyone on screen is stunned. It then cuts to his concert where all opponents attend. Squidward plays his clarinet and gives everyone 1% damage for every second they hear a sour note. The final note launches the opponent with the most damage and gives 49% damage as well. If it's a tie, the choice is random. If Squidward uses this at 300% damage, the rest of the competition will boo him. He will then run with his tentacles over his eyes, and then sit down on the ground. The distance he runs at measures half the width of Final Destination. While he sits, you're unable to control him and will take twice as much damage and knockback, which can snap him out of this blank state. After 15 seconds of sitting there without getting hit, he then curls up and cries for 45 seconds. If he cries for the whole set time without getting hit, he'll pull out the shotgun he used to put himself out of his misery and use it as a shooting-class item. He also leaves behind a puddle of tears that make an obvious slip trap. The shotgun manages to do 25% damage and a great amount of knockback, but has 6 shells inside. Be careful where you run at the start, or, you guessed it, into the chasm with no way out.
KOSFX1. "Cut that out!"
Star KOSFX: *visitor reaction scream*
Screen KOSFX: *cry SFX clip from Red Mist*
Ko sound 1: NO!
Ko sound 2: Aghh!
Star ko 1: AGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!
Star ko 2: Grr!
Up: "Oh, puh-lease! I have no soul!"
Sd: Squiward fad face
Dn: "You are truly a loser
Down Taunt: *Shakes his butt*
Side Taunt: ???
Up Taunt: ???
Failure/Clap: Squidward's Suicide
1. "Finally! The moment of truth!"
2. makes snow angels
3. (vs. anyone with "Critic" in their name, mostly) "Everyone's a critic."
4. (vs. sexy opponents) "She's wow..."
5. (vs. SpongeBob/Patrick) "How'd I get surrounded by such losers?"
6. (vs. Sandy) "I am a karate master!"
7. (vs. Mr. Krabs) "Well, I'll need my paycheck."
8. (vs. Plankton) "You can't do this to me, Mr. Plankton!"
Failure/Clap: Wasted years (cries on his knees)
If B is held long enough:
Squidward: "Hello, my friends. You are looking at a--"
Real Winner: "Uh, look up there."
Squidward looks up and then everyone laughs at his ignorance. Squidward has an expression of shock because everyone around him has hyper-realistic eyes. Squidward runs away and the rest is played out like in the following video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le2Hq8mnDL4 (6:09-8:10). Creep continues to play while the results are shown.
Option 1: Dances while a party hat is on his head
Option 2: Relaxes on a chair
Option 3: ???
Losing Pose: *Looking Angry*
Neutral Jabs: punch, punch, rapid slap
Dash Attack: Trip Over
- Sd: Angry Clarinet Throw
- Up: Upward Kick
- Dn: Ink Squirt
- Sd: Roundhouse Kick
- Up: Upward Knife Swing
- Dn: The Cramp
- N-Air: Aerial Cartwheel
- F-Air: Spatula Swing
- B-Air: Ink Squirt
- U-Air: Flipkick
- D-Air: Tentacle Propeller
- Grab: Tentacle Wrap
- Pummel: Conduction
- Forward: Doorslam
- Back: Backslap
- Up: Krackatowa!
- Down: Where!? Where!? Where!? Where!? Where!?
- Ledge Attack: Taking out Sandy's Trash
- 100% Ledge Attack: Washing Sandy's Windows
- Ground Attack: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
- Trip Attack: 6-tentacle Leg Sweep
Role in SSE
- Depending on the writer of the episode, Squidward plays the clarinet well (ex: Hello Bikini Bottom, one of the new episodes).
- He's on Team Frollo in the Agito90 version of The Frollo Show.
- Due to all the Squidward fads, anyone can guess what his moveset theme would be (at least in certain versions).
- Due to John.mitchell.9210256's despise of Yaoi/Yuri pairings, there is no SpongeWard.
- Squidward is friends with Sub-Zero since Agito90 added Sub-Squid to his roster of characters in Youth Beyond.