I am the Big Bad of this little incident. A while back, I discovered Super Smash Bros. Lawl and it's spoofs. I was disgusted and I wanted to eliminate it for good. I recruited two minions, Fake Daniel Clayton and AwesomeSeaCucumber to do my work. They proceeded to vandalize on your wikis like little children to make you mad and cause chaos which would eventually cause you to disband. FDC is banned here, and ASC has disappeared on me, so I decided to come out of hiding.

I am behind all of the troll wars that you have fought in, call me... DiaryDiarrheaDiorama (DDD). I live to destroy SSB Ultimate for the honor of CC and all the GOOD Lawlers. Lawl and Elite will crumble, and you will BOW at my feet. I have spoken.